Steroids definitely, a fleshlight, a gift card for a brothel (there's a novelty gift XD) and maybe a cock ring.
That's what doesnormalmatter's letter to Santa says XD
Hahahahaha! I can't help it, don't get mad bro, but some of these jabs and jokes practically happen all by themselves.
Yes indeed. Even when their just having sex with you because their desperate and not because they nessecarily find you very attractive, it's much worse.
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I'd venture to say he'd want steroids and a nasty-lovin' coupon.
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Steroids definitely, a fleshlight, a gift card for a brothel (there's a novelty gift XD) and maybe a cock ring.
That's what doesnormalmatter's letter to Santa says XD
Hahahahaha! I can't help it, don't get mad bro, but some of these jabs and jokes practically happen all by themselves.
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Steroids, maybe
Fleshlight, HELLL no
Gift card for brothel, HELLL no
Cock Ring, HELLL no
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Whats wrong with a brothel? Some of the hoes might have boyfriends and that go against your sacred cheating code ?🤣
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Charlie Sheen has AIDS.
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But he also has a house full of pornstars he lives with. Id say its worth it.
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Naw.
1. Half the fun is seducing them anyways
2. I'm getting enough sex now, me 6 months ago would def take that
3. Sex is less fun if the woman is less involved. Some women at a brothel might still be fun but you never know.
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Yeah I dont like when girls fake it. You can always tell when its fake.
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Yes indeed. Even when their just having sex with you because their desperate and not because they nessecarily find you very attractive, it's much worse.
Lol steroids aren't cheap that's actually not the worst idea ever.
Hold on lemme talk to my gf quick...