Tell them mom is really constipated, and you're trying this new method of pumping air inside her belly to increase air pressure enough to push the hard poop out. You'll be killing 2 birds with stone. Not having to explain sex and giving them a science lesson at the same time.
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Tell them mom is really constipated, and you're trying this new method of pumping air inside her belly to increase air pressure enough to push the hard poop out. You'll be killing 2 birds with stone. Not having to explain sex and giving them a science lesson at the same time.