What did your parents teach you?

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  • That the world is a terrifying place
    Never answer the phone because some-one might come and murder you
    Never answer the front door for the same reason
    Don't go outside for the same reason
    Relationships don't last forever
    Just because you're some-ones child doesn't necessarily mean that they will love you
    That your mother will leave you when she feels like it
    She will also run away and try to abandon you as a child in the city centre
    That parents are angry people who beat you with high heels and throw china at you
    That you HAVE to do what your SUPPOSED to do even if it makes you unhappy
    NEVER be late
    NEVER steal
    Pans will explode if you leave then on the hob
    Splinters will go to your heart and kill you
    No-one under the age of 19 is capable of using kitchen appliances
    Don't talk to your parents about your feelings
    Just go and stay in your room, I never want to see you

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