All of the above, except that they were phrased differently.
Good manners = "Don't embarrass or I'll ring your neck."
Respect the poor = "That'll be your lazy ass in a few if you don't get the hell up."
Kindness to people/animals = "God don't like ugly."
Keep yourself safe = "Watch your ass. You can't trust people nowadays."
Suck up to your boss = "Do whatever you've gotta do to get your ass at the top."
You've seemed to miss one that was my absolute favorite, though - Work hard and get good grades = "I expect the best from you. I ain't rasining no lazy ass kids... don't come home stupid!"
Ah, parents. Strict, harsh, and threatening... what more could you ask for?
That was hilarious! Yeh, actually my parents are like that (somewhat) too, but, they are not lets say 'lovely', when I work hard and make a great job they only say, great, great. AAAH! WHY CANT YOU JUST SAY GREAT JOB SON!? ... I love my parents.
What did your parents teach you?
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All of the above, except that they were phrased differently.
Good manners = "Don't embarrass or I'll ring your neck."
Respect the poor = "That'll be your lazy ass in a few if you don't get the hell up."
Kindness to people/animals = "God don't like ugly."
Keep yourself safe = "Watch your ass. You can't trust people nowadays."
Suck up to your boss = "Do whatever you've gotta do to get your ass at the top."
You've seemed to miss one that was my absolute favorite, though - Work hard and get good grades = "I expect the best from you. I ain't rasining no lazy ass kids... don't come home stupid!"
Ah, parents. Strict, harsh, and threatening... what more could you ask for?
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I wish I had such loving parents.
Your parents rock.
Nice to see im not alone.
If you said you were my brother/sister, I'd believe you.
same
That was hilarious! Yeh, actually my parents are like that (somewhat) too, but, they are not lets say 'lovely', when I work hard and make a great job they only say, great, great. AAAH! WHY CANT YOU JUST SAY GREAT JOB SON!? ... I love my parents.