And I've brought my flock of coupon clipping Beagles to assist in the pecking. They can't peck, but they'll be sure to annoyingly nibble at your ankles until small scratches appear on the surface of your skin. The legs of your pants will be so ruined, you'll never be able to wear that particular pair of pants ever again!
What did you find on the Internet today that is most newsworthy?
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He's lost his armor! Gothic rooster army, attack!
*charges at you*
And I've brought my flock of coupon clipping Beagles to assist in the pecking. They can't peck, but they'll be sure to annoyingly nibble at your ankles until small scratches appear on the surface of your skin. The legs of your pants will be so ruined, you'll never be able to wear that particular pair of pants ever again!
BWAHAHAHA!