What'd you do if you accidentally FART at dinner with your first date?

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  • TrustMeImLying
    8 years ago | pl

    I am likely to be my usual turd self and say something like...

    I like that you're already so comfortable with me that you can fart. No its okay you dont have to deny it. It happens. No really. Okay how about I pretend it didnt happen. You know what, let's just say it was me. I'll take that bullet for you. Just for you... *seductive eyes and holds hands*

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