Florida keys is nice. So many beautiful women there. Unfortunately alot of gays too. Its like a giant LGTB club guys everywhere are makingout in public and wearing thongs and hitting on you. I did not like that about the keys if I wanted that id go to a gay bar.
Lots of gays, but they leave you alone if you are accompanied by a female companion. I suppose a tee shirt might work. Something like, "Gays for political leadership. Hot women for bed partners." Anyway, the Keys are vibrant and colorful. Good scuba diving, sailing, camping, seafood, bars, and boats. We could even order a pitcher of Margaritas and drink a toast to the GypsySailor.
Well, yer mostly right. It's a bad spot for possum farming for sure. But y'alls can buy old boats; rip em apart for aftermarket parts selling on the Internet. When yer done, insure the leaky hull just before hurricane season for minimal value, then use your insurance benefit to shop around for another piece of junk to rip apart.
Lots of swimming pools ta fix, custom gardening opportunities, and shirt shacks needing special supplies. Course, if ya like people, just tend bar. Get laid by nicest tourist of the day, after y'alls close up for the night.
Yanno, all that self-reliance y'alls get up in the mountains has got to feel pretty good. I never smelled the dew on the grass at dawn, but y'alls breathe it every day.
I grew up in the city. My relatives are all engineers and a couple of doctors. So I got my degree and started working on missiles. It was fun. Good travel with a bit of money left over from the paycheck for investing. But, it just ain't the same as distilling yer own apple pie and talking bout land mines with the kinfolk at Thanksgiving.
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The Florida Keys, provided I get a ski trip to Colorado at the end of each winter.
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Florida keys is nice. So many beautiful women there. Unfortunately alot of gays too. Its like a giant LGTB club guys everywhere are makingout in public and wearing thongs and hitting on you. I did not like that about the keys if I wanted that id go to a gay bar.
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Lots of gays, but they leave you alone if you are accompanied by a female companion. I suppose a tee shirt might work. Something like, "Gays for political leadership. Hot women for bed partners." Anyway, the Keys are vibrant and colorful. Good scuba diving, sailing, camping, seafood, bars, and boats. We could even order a pitcher of Margaritas and drink a toast to the GypsySailor.
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seems like the kinda place thatd be nice to visit but annoyin to live
crowded loud expensive and lackin goods & services easily available elsewhere
tourist towns kinda suck for that
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Well, yer mostly right. It's a bad spot for possum farming for sure. But y'alls can buy old boats; rip em apart for aftermarket parts selling on the Internet. When yer done, insure the leaky hull just before hurricane season for minimal value, then use your insurance benefit to shop around for another piece of junk to rip apart.
Lots of swimming pools ta fix, custom gardening opportunities, and shirt shacks needing special supplies. Course, if ya like people, just tend bar. Get laid by nicest tourist of the day, after y'alls close up for the night.
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i like my space
im kinda spoilt in that its a half mile thru the woods to the nearest neighbor from my dump
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Yanno, all that self-reliance y'alls get up in the mountains has got to feel pretty good. I never smelled the dew on the grass at dawn, but y'alls breathe it every day.
I grew up in the city. My relatives are all engineers and a couple of doctors. So I got my degree and started working on missiles. It was fun. Good travel with a bit of money left over from the paycheck for investing. But, it just ain't the same as distilling yer own apple pie and talking bout land mines with the kinfolk at Thanksgiving.
I havent actually been all the way down to the keys but that was my experience in Miami. Maybe it was just the areas I went to.