i quite enjoy the taste of humans, just cut em up, cook em well and grind em up into a delicious hamburger.
i find that its always the hobos who taste better, they are so depressed it really adds a little spunk to the meat!
its also recommended that before you slaughter the hobo you need to knock him out and give him a bath you don't want to catch some diseases. fear causes the brain to release a natural chemical that is key if you want your catch to have a really juicy texture, i recommend ripping off the fingernails and toenails first as this will cause severe pain but is completely non-lethal next you need to cut off his ears since there is no meat there and it will cause your prey further pain. now it is time for the third strike, cut off your victim's genitals. make sure to put salt/pepper/cinnamon on the wound so the flavor sinks in early.
now that your victim is in severe pain wait a little while for him to stop squealing, since humans tend to be very noisy creatures you might want to have a sub basement where it is difficult for sound to pass through.
finally, look your victim straight in the eyes and tell them your going to make a fine meal. then slit their throat and make sure every last drop of blood drains from their body.
now that your meal is in prime condition you need to get to work fast, grab yourself a butcher knife and start salvaging the meat from the breast, thighs, calves and buttocks if you are into organs feel free to salvage the liver and heart as they are a good source of protein.
now you can get cooking, i can't really guide you any further since everyone has different tastes as to how they like to enjoy their delicious humanstrips.
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i quite enjoy the taste of humans, just cut em up, cook em well and grind em up into a delicious hamburger.
i find that its always the hobos who taste better, they are so depressed it really adds a little spunk to the meat!
its also recommended that before you slaughter the hobo you need to knock him out and give him a bath you don't want to catch some diseases. fear causes the brain to release a natural chemical that is key if you want your catch to have a really juicy texture, i recommend ripping off the fingernails and toenails first as this will cause severe pain but is completely non-lethal next you need to cut off his ears since there is no meat there and it will cause your prey further pain. now it is time for the third strike, cut off your victim's genitals. make sure to put salt/pepper/cinnamon on the wound so the flavor sinks in early.
now that your victim is in severe pain wait a little while for him to stop squealing, since humans tend to be very noisy creatures you might want to have a sub basement where it is difficult for sound to pass through.
finally, look your victim straight in the eyes and tell them your going to make a fine meal. then slit their throat and make sure every last drop of blood drains from their body.
now that your meal is in prime condition you need to get to work fast, grab yourself a butcher knife and start salvaging the meat from the breast, thighs, calves and buttocks if you are into organs feel free to salvage the liver and heart as they are a good source of protein.
now you can get cooking, i can't really guide you any further since everyone has different tastes as to how they like to enjoy their delicious humanstrips.
~Piggy the chef