What are you stroking?

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What are you stroking? Speak now and then you'll be allowed to go back to your stroking...

My lover's hair. 3
Genitals 62
My imaginary penis. 14
My pet dinosaur. 7
This tree as it rises into the heavens! 6
Skin 13
I don't know about "stroking" but I am stoking my fire. 0
My paintbrush. 3
Breasts. 15
I'm stroking Socrates! 3
A banana! 7
Flowers... 0
My sexy keyboard. 19
A map of a country. (Please, insert country. Specify your love.) 4
Other. 19
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  • bananaface
    10 years ago | pl

    My dick..... cat.

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    • charli.m
      10 years ago

      I love you.

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  • Roger_Maxson
    10 years ago

    Ego... I am always stroking my ego...

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  • TheInfamousStranger
    10 years ago

    Your mom's sexy keyboard.

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  • dinz
    10 years ago

    My pussy..... cat.

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    • RoyRogers
      8 years ago

      LOL, I have a pussy cat too!

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  • anti-hero
    10 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7gMkiOPSeA

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  • NotStrangeBird
    10 years ago

    I am sitting in a big chair atop my evil empire stroking a cat and considering what to do with this limey spy.

    I think we should just shoot him this time instead of telling him all my plans and placing him in that unreliable death-contraption.

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  • delling
    10 years ago

    The fabric of my jeans.

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  • JadedUnknown
    10 years ago

    My cat.

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  • derenaro
    10 years ago

    My iPhone screen

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  • kimsleyforever.sb
    10 years ago

    My dogs back goin lower ,lower,lower then back to the top etc.

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  • Seustewart
    10 years ago

    I'm striking like a minja! Lol

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  • OtherSide
    10 years ago

    My beard.

    I'm stroking my beard and plotting world domination.

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    I'm stroking my Siamese cat!

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  • myownopinions
    10 years ago

    My mouse scroller.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    10 years ago

    My purple ponytail.

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      You should cut it off while sitting in a field where squirrels slowly tear you apart. You will be used to energize the squirrels.

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  • kelili
    10 years ago

    My rib-bones. How did you know?

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  • charli.m
    10 years ago

    My two day old (freshly smashed screen) phone.

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    • Jeaneathean
      10 years ago

      You broke another?

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      • charli.m
        10 years ago

        It slid off my lap. Ended up falling less than an inch. Not impressed. Seems just cosmetic. I hope...

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  • motherlovebone69120
    9 years ago

    What else? My cock and balls!!!!!

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