What are these things like?

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I see these artificial blow job things advertised on porn tubes all the time. These clear plastic bottle things with a sort of suction do-dad hooked to them. I'm curious as to the sensation it gives a guy when he sticks his joy stick in there. I assume it imitates that of a moist human mouth. A female mouth hopefully. I'm sure there are guys on THIS site who have tried one these things. So what do you think? Worth buying? Or is it a piece of shit? I'm between girlfriends right now. Know what I mean? Using one of these things to get my cookies off. Normal?

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  • Terence_the_viking
    7 years ago

    Artificial blow job machine.

    HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    7 years ago

    My buddy had a fleshlight and he said that it's different from a vagina but not that much different. He liked it but he did say that it requires you to clean it pretty well afterwards because the material in there needs to be clean to maintain it's composition and quality if that makes sense. I don't have a penis so I can only tell you what he said.

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  • delling
    7 years ago

    I used to have one of these. It's no different from masturbation, and can actually be healthier. Some people use the really tight ones to treat premature ejaculation (Fleshlight makes these). I used them to get over the "masturbation death grip" problem so I could have a healthier sex life. Even if you're just using them for fun, there's nothing weird or creepy about it as long as you clean it.

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  • CountessDouche
    7 years ago

    Nothing like real blowies, or else us ladies would have to get jobs, which-according to the clever men on this site- has never ever happened, ever.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      But that's my whole point here, Countess. Maybe there IS something like a real blow job. So I ask if anyone has tried one of these things. No one has so far. So I remain curious. But thank you for your input your royalness.

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  • Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously
    7 years ago

    How would you be able to tell the difference between a male mouth and a female mouth? So curious!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      Having never had my cock sucked by a male I would only suppose that I would know the difference. Say in a pitch dark room where one could not tell by eyesight. I would think that it would be similar to feeling the difference in shaking hands with a man as opposed to shaking hands with a woman. But I do have a male friend who is bisexual. I'm a bit curious too now. I'll ask him. Get back to you. Look for you on another post.

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      • Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously
        7 years ago

        Thanks. I keep picturing a glory hole. Could you ever truly tell the difference I wonder?

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      • beast1980
        7 years ago

        You'll ask him? To give you a blowjob?

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    7 years ago

    Yeah, thanks. But I need a guy's input here. I do appreciate it though.

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