"Why am I getting up to go to work for this crappy company?"
"Mmm this shower gel smells gorgeous."
"Just ask her, what's the worst that can happen?"
"What did I do last night & why does it taste like a gorilla shit in my mouth while I've been asleep?"
"Hmm, why wasn't my father an ageing rockstar?"
What are some thoughts you had while showering?
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"Why am I getting up to go to work for this crappy company?"
"Mmm this shower gel smells gorgeous."
"Just ask her, what's the worst that can happen?"
"What did I do last night & why does it taste like a gorilla shit in my mouth while I've been asleep?"
"Hmm, why wasn't my father an ageing rockstar?"