What are some thoughts you had while showering?

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I was curious to hear what you thought in the shower

I once thought that shampoo was just hair yogurt, or perfume lotion. I was really tempted to eat shampoo that day.

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  • e51pegasi
    6 years ago

    "Why am I getting up to go to work for this crappy company?"
    "Mmm this shower gel smells gorgeous."
    "Just ask her, what's the worst that can happen?"
    "What did I do last night & why does it taste like a gorilla shit in my mouth while I've been asleep?"
    "Hmm, why wasn't my father an ageing rockstar?"

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  • RoseIsabella
    6 years ago

    I mostly think, "I hate this God damned tub", and "I miss the big tub we had in the master bathroom in Las Vegas". Delaware is crappy.

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    • MangoTango
      6 years ago

      That's a sign that you want to move back to Las Vegas.

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      • RoseIsabella
        6 years ago

        Yeah, I miss a lot of things about Las Vegas. I miss the great shopping, and the fact that it's a 24 hour town! Dover is boring, Delaware is boring.

        One thing I sure as Hell don't miss is the disgusting hot, dry weather. It's 37°, windy and raining which is more than fine by me. I personally hope it snows again, I love precipitation! After 15 years in desert I'll never complain about humidity.

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  • Hateful1
    6 years ago

    Don't open your eyes while shampooing. Don't open your eyes while shampooing. AHHHHH I opened my eyes while shampooing!

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  • Pumpurrnickel
    6 years ago

    I count the days until the weekends.

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    • charli.m
      6 years ago

      Even on the weekends?

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      • Pumpurrnickel
        6 years ago

        On the weekends, I count how much days I have left until the weekdays.

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        • charli.m
          6 years ago

          Aww :( haha.

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  • [Old Memory]
    6 years ago

    What douche used all the hot water and left me with a piece of soap the size of a peanut.

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    • nikkiclaire
      6 years ago

      Are you in jail, treatment or a mental ward?

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      • fakeaccount2
        6 years ago

        Or he lives with family / room mates / friends? I think he mentioned something about being in military so maybe something related that ??

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        • nikkiclaire
          6 years ago

          True, I don't know why those 3 institutions came to mind based on his comment. 😂

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      • paramore93
        6 years ago

        Mental wards have constant hot water nowadays, it's regulation.
        They also keep the heat on full all year round, sadists.

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        • nikkiclaire
          6 years ago

          The one I was in had normal heat.

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  • MangoTango
    6 years ago

    I love whomever invented modern plumbing, and my perpetually hot supply of water. I love love love coconut scented melty melty soap.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    6 years ago

    Honestly I sometimes think about getting a breast lift and some implants. Sometimes it's about what I'm going to bake or what place I'm going to tomorrow. Other times I'm thinking about that weird dream I had or about something I misplaced.

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  • Aethylfritha
    6 years ago

    Why is my cat stalking me in the shower
    Holy crap we have awful hard water...
    I like this conditioner but i still havent found the perfect holy grail one
    I can never get the back of my legs flawlessly shaved
    ...wow this body wash is the same blue as my crushs eyes from 10th grade.

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  • [Old Memory]
    6 years ago

    The most prominent thoughts are about how much time I will have before work once out the shower or how long I have before I have other stuff to do.

    Another one is that I keep thinking about how one day I'm going to die, I wouldn't of lived through any special time in history, etc.

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  • kingofthebigToe
    6 years ago

    1) i dislike my cell phone provider and it's truly not unlimited.
    2) i miss my ex-girlfriend
    3) i need to shave my balls and cock bald (clean shaven) while I'm here in the shower
    4) should I buy a play station 4 or xbox one which one is really better more bang for my bucks.

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  • pendletonGibbs
    6 years ago

    Usually looking at all the mildew in the grout and being complacent about it.

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  • itachi_uchiha
    6 years ago

    I think that now I have to go to college & have to sit through all those boring lectures , my life is pathetic & shit like that

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  • magic7
    6 years ago

    Wishing my wife was in here with me

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  • charli.m
    6 years ago

    I don't even know. Probably about the shit I have to do that/the next day.

    That or, why am I the only person who cleans this fucking thing when we have a biweekly cleaner?

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