When I was diagnosed with genital herpes I gathered the women I invited the women I had slept with (70+) to my house. I broke the news that I gave each one of them herpes from my porch using a megaphone and my car’s subwoofer.
Afterwords, I served light refreshments and gave them goody bags filled with penis-shaped candies, Swedish berries, and a pregnancy test kit (I don’t use condoms).
Sure, it burns a little when I pee but the connections I made were worth it.
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When I was diagnosed with genital herpes I gathered the women I invited the women I had slept with (70+) to my house. I broke the news that I gave each one of them herpes from my porch using a megaphone and my car’s subwoofer.
Afterwords, I served light refreshments and gave them goody bags filled with penis-shaped candies, Swedish berries, and a pregnancy test kit (I don’t use condoms).
Sure, it burns a little when I pee but the connections I made were worth it.
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I admire your flamboyant style of networking. (Troll score 8.5)