Weirdest thing you fapped to

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Myself. In the mirror. I'm very attractive, and I liked what I saw

I once had to draw a picture freehand to masturbate to. Wasn't even that good a picture.

I like some weird shit, some of my favorite is femdom. I don't watch porn videos because they usually have shitty actors and women most of the time aren't good at playing the role of "dominant". So, I usually go to literature to use my imagination or sometimes I'll just google search tumblr blogs full of pictures and GIFs. You can go down a wormhole of a lot of strange shit that you find repulsive, but you might also find stuff that you don't want to like but it happens... This one time I found a series of GIFs where a woman had a guy on the ground and start pissing in his mouth. When she was done she pulled him by the hair and used his face to wipe her pussy, then let his head fall back to the ground. Then she put out both of her heels one at a time and had him lick it. Definitely not something I would want done to me in real life and I'd rather be dominant in bed, but man... my cock exploded. Be careful what you search for...

When I was little I used to masturbate to random women I saw on tv, it wasn't even a steamy scene or anything, like just women in adverts and stuff. Then when I discovered the strippers and prostitutes in GTA: Vice City they blew my mind.

2 gay pups (with dog hoods) doin it on top of a third guy in a furrsuit...

A Woman having a vag exam..

I fap to a lot of things never let your dreams be creams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbVTruuK-oI

Being an imaginative guy, I have lots of variety in my fap fantasies. One of my favorites is that attractive women I have met kidnap me. They force me to get naked and have sex with one of the ladies while, they too are naked and encourage me to be a little rough. Of course, I keep a sensitive attitude, while everyone vicariously faps and watches me. After I cum, we all end up in naked heap on the bed.

I have lots of other fap fantasy themes. But, I wish I had a female friend in real life, to tell me about her fantasies. I would like to help her make them come true.

I have a friend who has a farm and breeds horses and dogs. She taught me how to be a fluffer for the males of both species. She noticed that I would really get into it so much I would get erections. She coerced me into fluffing naked and urged me get them to the point of and them release them onto the female. I would be so hard when they mounted just seeing those huge erect cocks sliding in would cause me to come without touching myself. I did not know she had video surveillance cameras recording all of this for proof for studding purposes for the customers. She was very devious and introduced me to beastielity. I have copies of all my work and it still gets me off. She calls me her sissy fluffer. And that alone gets my clock erect.

I like fappin to ladies having farts (or queefs) sucked out of their ass. Dont care if its it's weird i love watching and doing it. Man, now im horny and about to fap.

Crush fetish where this hot chic sat on a cat until it died while burning it with cigarettes. Im going to hell...

A cardboard box.

put my friend's cat in her cage and she meowed a lot

In recent times, some prison official going over the lists of places that it constitutes as sexual misconduct to touch.

It was like an awareness video for molestation and other sexual abuse in prison.