Weirdest thing on first date

What is the weirdest thing you've done on the first date. Be honest.

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  • Stole a golf cart from a school garage and took it to get beer

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  • When I took my partner out to a restaurant and I was awkwardly silent and then her and I started to talk while laughing it out.

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  • acid

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  • Eating out a girl's butthole hahaha

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  • remaining silent on dates can be a huge turnoff for girls,

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  • Going on my phone to his or her dating profile and calling them out for their lies. XD

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    • Were they 80lbs bigger than their pictures?

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      • Unfortunately, some of them were. Worst date was back in 2015 with a chick who was not only fatter than her picture, she also brought her kids on the date. On her profile she said she didn't have kids and she was 117 pounds (the same weight as me). She tried to say she got lazy with updating her profile, but I wasn't buying that shit. Also, If she actually took the time to read my profile, she would've noticed her lying ass wasn't my type. The whole date was a waste of time. XD

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    • Brilliant!

      Start as you mean to go on.

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      • Thank you. I never understood the point in lying on a date. Did they expect me to just accept that shit? Lol

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  • Made out with him. So he ended up giving me a ride home since the date was set for after work and it just made sense. Ended up inviting him inside we chatted a bit and idk one moment were sitting on the couch talking next hes pulling me into his arms and kissing me. We hadnt even gone on the date yet. God I miss him. He broke up with me a week ago. Was a really good 8 or so months though

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    • Damn that sucks

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      • Yea it does. We hadn't even fought yet. Whenever we disagreed on something we just talked about it. We were alike on many ways but different enough to keep it fun

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        • I gotta ask you this, please don't think I'm being insulting, or rude. I've never met a trans person in real life, but I do wonder:

          Many women expect men to read their minds and they can't, so lots of arguments happen over nothing.
          Asking her what's up, she replies nothing, you go on with your day, only to be confronted later by a furious girlfriend, cause you forgot your "half-anniversary", or didn't text back, or some other stupid nonsense.

          Or simply starting an argument, to see if he cares for you... God I hate this one.

          But because you are part man, maybe you see how men think and could use this as an advantage. Better to discuss whatever is bothering you with your partner and get it over with. Quick talk, mano a mano, crisis averted.

          Instead of y'know... being vague about it and suddenly acting like a bitch, cause your partner can't read minds.

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          • Thats the funny thing, my sister disowned me because I see both sides. I know the struggles men have their side of the story etc. My sister one of your atypical feminists didn't like that id defend them.

            Now you gotta understand I don't represent the trans community. This is just me.

            Personally I don't celebrate anniversaries or holidays birthdays etc. I think stuff should be obligation free especially in relationships.

            At times I can be vague when that happens I just need time to sit by myself and think it out. I have never gotten mad at my guy for not being able to read my mind. However if he's being a dick or a jackals to people or whatever yea I can be upright bitch back. Had that problem with my first ex. But this last guy. I had no problems with him other than that he liked to liter and his digital communications suvked ass. In person was more than amazing though.

            I've never started an argument to see if he cares thats the same as a child breaking something to get attention. Ill just talk to him. I do test my guy though. Its not intentional and I didn't even realize I did it till I watched a red pill society video about it thats when it dawned on me.

            Honestky though if your thinking of being with a transwoman you'll escape certsin problems but you'll encounter new ones. Society will view you differently. Some call you gay snd some women will hate you for it. Not to mention she will probably have a penis and many cant stomach that. She'll 0r0bably put out a hell of alot more than cis women do. At least I know I'm a horny bitch and most trans I know are as well.

            So there's pros and cons to us. We can be just as unstable and emotional as women. You should see when im on progesterone. Basically a bloodless crampless period. Drop of a hat ill be bawling my eyes out haha.

            Despite everything I retain many of my male characteristics. Ill hold the door open and pay for dinner just as much as him and all that traditionally male stuff. Some guys love that some hate it. Made my last guy super uncomfortable at first but he seemed to really appreciate it other times. One time we went to an expensive steakhouse got some amazing steak and wine and split the bill 50/50 like it was nothing. Try doing that with a cis woman.

            So all in all im not as crazy as most women but im not as chill as most guys either. I sit kinda in the middle. Hope that long ramble helps:)

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            • Sounds like she quit talking to you because you weren't a man hating bitch

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            • Thank you for your answer. It's interesting how you can sympathize with both sides, cause you understand some aspects a lot better.

              Back when we began dating, my girlfriend would test me by starting stupid arguments, just so I can "prove my love". Oh yeah... no better way to make me say "I love you" than piss me off by acting like a bitch and slamming doors. I dislike it when women screech and yell, but I absolutely hate it when women, or anyone else slams doors, or acts like a spoiled 5-year old.
              Or do those lame "Is he the right man for you" tests... again, by asking me stupid questions about scenarios that don't really happen in the real world.

              One particular example was at a party. She started an argument how she'd send me a smiley face, or some other stupid shit and I'd take too long to reply, or sometimes not reply at all.
              Well, I have a job, a Saturday job and a business to take care of.
              Watching a gif of a cat licking the screen with glittery "I heart U" text under it is not important, worthwhile and it adds nothing to our relationship and bond. Therefore I do not have to allocate any of my time and attention to it.

              She did this with some of her girlfriends backing her up. Everyone kept annoying me, until I raised my tone, girlfriend called me an "insensitive asshole" and threw my jacket at me. I caught it and said "If you want me to be an insensitive asshole, fine I'll be one", told everyone to fuck off and went home. 2 Days later my girlfriend was begging me to forgive her, we had a long talk about how I view love and how I show it and it seems to have worked. Haven't had such arguments in 3 years!

              I can love passionately, be faithful, do romantic surprises (weekend somewhere, I cook a romantic dinner, gifts, etc) but I always show my love in person. I don't have the time, nor the will to do memes, emojis and other garbage. I hate "virtual love".

              Hell, first summer together in Bulgaria, she got me into a fight with (ironically) a guy from Germany at a beach club. He was considerably drunker than me, so I did win that fight with relative ease, but it's nonsense. We are not apes that fight each other to win the female.

              Anyway, must be tough dealing with all the hate and bad looks. Eastern Europe is notorious for it's homophobia. Hell, I'm guilty of it too and I know it's not right. I see two gay men and the first thing that pops into my head "Ugh, fags!". It's how I was raised and while I would never hurt, or insult anyone from the lgbt community, I would probably avoid any form of contact with them.
              If they chat me up, I'll be polite, brief and be outta there quickly.

              It's probably not as bad in the States and people are more open minded, but how do you deal with this shit? Ignore it, lay low and try not to stick out?

              Actually in Germany, many regular women would go for the 50/50 split, if you go on and handle the bill, she'll go all feminist on you. Too many feminists, glad my girlfriend isn't one. She hates them and thinks they are all ugly and she's probably right.

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  • Never been on a date unless you count a few flings in high school.

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  • I got cum in her hair

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  • Ohhh shit idk how I forgot about this. This was by far the weirdest first date.

    I met this chic in rehab (the first sentence of many 1st date stories) and she was really attractive so I got her contact info. When I got out about a month later I hit her up at about 9pm. She immediately messaged me back basically "come get me" and I was like SWEET. So this chic lived about an hour into the sticks. I saw blue lights in a driveway where she told me to go. I called her she was like yeah thats me dont worry...

    So I take her to a friends house john green. I got there and we started smoking weed. About 10 minutes later she starts acting really fuckin weird. She then randomly runs into the street running around like a crazy person. I chased her down and I said wtf is wrong with you. She said to me "you dont see them? There's demons!!". I said oh boy get in the car. She was so out of it she didnt understand what was going on. I took her straight to the ER and told them she smoked pot and now shes doing this. So I tried to explain to her I had to go and I'm sorry it went down like this. I get back home and I realize all her stuff, phone, everything is in my car. I called her ppl and drove another hour away to give back her stuff. Thats the last I heard of her for about a week later where her dad dropped her off at my house and said he cant take care of her no more. I found out she was schizophrenic.

    She would usually act normal unless she smoked weed or drank. And those were things I did all day everyday back then and she always wanted to hit the weed or drink. So I basically fucked her a few times and my friend Colton basically stole her from me thank god. She ended up running up in his house and beating the shit out of him infront of his parents one day. She just got out of prison a few months ago and every now and then I still say hi. She seems to be doing better but she still asks me if I will bring her liquor and shit after work. I have not done that. She still looks very VERY attractive but shes psycho. If I fuck her I really worry she would slit my throat in the middle of the night.

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  • Went to the train station and fake cried about our made up son who was hit by a train last week in front of everyone.

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  • I can’t think of anything. I’ve always had relatively normal first dates.

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  • Well mine has been fairly normal but on one first date it was spring we were out walking, I suddenly noticed my boot had a hole in it and it got filled with water from melting snow and I had to go to the mall to buy new socks and then I had to go to the restroom to stuff my boot with tons of toilet paper to prevent more water leaking in and to try and dry the boot. All the while he waited.

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