When you wake up do you squat down, start hopping around flinging out your tongue to try and catch flying insects? No? Do you have sudden urges to eat big fat house flies? No? Do you have sudden desires to make loud croaking noises, especially at night or early in the morning? No? Okay, then those are just weird dreams you're having. Nothing to worry about. Your normal, dude. Wait, wait, wait. Dude you don't have one of those girlfriends who make you take her to a French restaurant every now and then do you? You know, the kind of place where she orders all that crappy exotic French food that you have to pretend to like just so you won't piss her the fuck off? Dude, food like: Frog legs? Uh-oh.
Weird Frog Dream
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When you wake up do you squat down, start hopping around flinging out your tongue to try and catch flying insects? No? Do you have sudden urges to eat big fat house flies? No? Do you have sudden desires to make loud croaking noises, especially at night or early in the morning? No? Okay, then those are just weird dreams you're having. Nothing to worry about. Your normal, dude. Wait, wait, wait. Dude you don't have one of those girlfriends who make you take her to a French restaurant every now and then do you? You know, the kind of place where she orders all that crappy exotic French food that you have to pretend to like just so you won't piss her the fuck off? Dude, food like: Frog legs? Uh-oh.