Weed makes you...

Planning on smoking my first joint tonight, and I just want to have a rough idea of what I should be expecting.

From what I gathered, it makes you mostly lazy, hungry (for junk food), lose your ability to do certain things (like drive), carefree, and just overall slower.

Is that pretty much your experience?

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  • Makes me horny.

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    • Interesting. I wonder if it only does that to men or also to women.

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      • Well I don't know about all women but that's certainly how it affects me

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      • Also to women, weed makes you feel things more intense, so if you go over your crotch you're feeling a lot more than when you're sober. So if both women and men take weed they'll get horny faster and will feel a much nicer orgasm.

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  • Waut, wait, what was the question ? Ah heh, heh. Um, it makes me umm DAMN I forgot the question again. Oh wait,, stoopider ? Yep!

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  • i smoked almoost every thing except this shit i hate it, i hate the smell of it,for me it smells like a dirty person sweat i really don't understand why the hell people LOVE it or wanted to try it , i swear once i smell it i feel like i wanna throw up

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  • just take it slow.. some people trip like crazy

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    • Only 0.0001%, tripping from weed is when you smoke it nearly impossible (maybe if you use a lot of alcohol you can trip, but most likely not). It's just the way your body reacts, but it's no herion like most stupid people say!

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  • COUGH. throat feels like its on fire. i hated it and only felt a buzz.

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  • There are two main types: Indica and Sativa.

    Indica is a relaxing body high, whilst Sativa is a creative and uplifting high.

    For better comparison Indica is used to treat pain, anxiety, muscle spasms, and Insomnia.

    Sativa is used to treat ADD, depression,fatigue, and mood disorders.

    There also exists hybrids but I've honestly only tried the main two strains.

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    • Thanks for the info.

      I didn't know which one I smoked, but it just chilled me out mostly and made me forget my troubles and the serious stuff. So it was most likely the first kind.

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  • Weed makes me chill.

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    • Cool. It made me just... high, happy, and kind of forgot everything serious around me. I'll do it again.

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  • It's quite common to experience little or no effects the first time people smoke cannabis and occasionally people have very bad experiences. Take it slowly and be patient and I hope you enjoy the experience. Be aware that if you have existing mental health issues it's probably not a good idea to smoke weed as it can exacerbate bipolar and schizophrenia

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  • The side effect all after school programs leave out. Is that it gets you high. It's a great feeling, I can't really describe. Great enough to chase for years, or the rest of your life. I finally had to quit when I realized I needed to focus my energy elsewhere and it had become an all encompassing obsession. Had friends keep going down that road, that are now literally dead. Most cases don't go that way. But just know what you are doing. A few years in stoner land won't turn you into a failure.. Won't bring anything good either though.

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    • Reasonable perspective.

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  • For many it makes them just plain fucking stuck on stupid. Everything in moderation.

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  • Dolce far niente.

    Getting chonged & watching Takeshi's Castle is one of life's greatest pleasures.

    Take pizza & or garlic chicken, chocolate, lots of chocolate. Haribo tangfastics & turkish delight. Oh & any cherry flavoured carbonated beverage.

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    • A great way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

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      • A day wasted is never wasted!

        Giggling at everything is amazing, I got caught by my brother pointing & giggling at the neighbour's cat as well as at an unlit scented candle over Christmas time.

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        • It always totally cracks me up when I or someone else who's stoned begins a sentence about something interesting, gets half way through and totally forgets what the subject was or how the sentence started.

          Lots of inane giggling can be very therapeutic!

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