Weather sex.

For unknown reasons, you have to make a choice between one of these stormy suitors:

Suitor #1 is an electrical babe who's domineering in bed. She loves to crack her lightening whip on people's backsides. Her hobbies include: BDSM and jumping rope with electrical wires.

Suitor #2 is a goddess of the frigid cold. For many long years, she's been freezing the hearts of men and women but not anymore! She's looking for that special someone to share the Far North with. Her hobbies include: watching the Aurora, reading fine literature, and stargazing.

Suitor #3 is a powerful force to reckon with when hot and cold air and the water meet. She is a powerful hurricane that's quickly working towards becoming a category 6. Her ambitions are to go down in history as one of worst storms ever. Her hobbies include: destroying things, spurning tornadoes, blowing high speed winds, causing floods and listening to trance music.

Suitor #4 is a dashing column of spinning phallic wind, sometimes he's thin and other times he's big. Considered a supercell among storms, he is surprisingly down to earth. He enjoys combining his element with other elements. His hobbies include: watching the Wizard of Oz, science, sucking up things, and Tolstoy.

Suitor #5 from the outside is a gigantic mountain but on the inside is a fierce pit of magma. Over the years, she has left a path of destruction but many beautiful things resulted. The land around her lush. Her soil is one of the most fertile on earth. She likes to sell Obsidian jewelry on the side. Her hobbies include: landscaping, gardening, lectures on how to boost self-confidence and singing opera.

Suitor #6 used to be a raging whirlpool but one day her vortex was so strong that she spun into the sky and became one with the winds. Her hobbies include: looking magnificent, causing shipwrecks and sucking unsuspecting sea life into her vortex.

Suitor#7 has a deep voice that pairs nicely with his funky drum beats. He is used to touring around the world performing at sold out venues. Can you dig? His hobbies include: maple syrup, rumbling on the dance floor, and getting in touch with his inner rhythm.

Suitor #8 can go from being a playful trickle to an intense downpour in just minutes. She has a huge following among humans. She feels her wetness is necessary to keeping the world fertile. Her hobbies include: painting with watercolors, waterbeds, and listening to trip-hop.

Suitor# 9 is a variety things. Some days, it blows hard and causes destruction. On others, it just wants to be gentle. Its hobbies include: blowing on things, movement, playing the flute and listening to Vivaldi.