We are developing a futuristic handheld smart device...

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  • Teleporter Relays. No, wait. Laser guns. Ya, definitely laser guns.

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    • I did not include teleportation (obvious win) and weaponry (obvious safety issues) for reasons... Come on man! Be logical!

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      • Wouldn't a 3d printer be a safety issue? All that hot plastic on your arm, not to mention I could just print me a laser gun. And hover technology? What if I wanted to rob a store, so I did and just flew away, then while I was flying, it ran out of batteries and I fell on a car, ruining the car and killing me?

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        • Yes, they all have safety issues, every one of them and especially the food printer. Monsanto's got nothin on that bad boy. The hover tech is not yet equitable for heists, but rest assured were working on it. I think it's well worth the risk myself. However if you like to err on the side of caution, just stand by a few extra decades or so while we twerk out the issues.

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