Was it wrong that i ate my friend's goldfish

This happened 15 years ago, back when I was in high school. I will say that I never make mistakes in life, I'm just one of those types of people. But sometimes, I wonder if this was the wrong thing to do. Anyways, my "friend" once spread some rumors about me to some people. Though, I was never able to prove it or know for 100% sure. But I was pretty damn sure. So, one day, I plucked all the goldfish out of his fishbowl when I was supposed to be "checking on the house" while they were away, filleted them, and fried them up. And ate them. To be honest, it was not simply the feeling of revenge or anything.

It just kind of occurred to me that a) this "friend" of mine is a complete jerk and I wanted to get back at him, b) wait, goldfish are fish and people eat fish?, c) they actually might taste pretty good. In order to cover my tracks, I told my "friend" that the cat got into the tank somehow and that I had nothing to do with it. I have to say goldfish are absolutely delicious! To be honest, after this, I have acquired a taste for goldfish and often put them on my pizzas.

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  • palehorse

    Tf?

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  • RoseIsabella

    You're a shithead. It's not the fault of the fish that your shitty friend betrayed you.

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    • It was pretty tasty though

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  • Panzer_Kunst

    This post made me laugh too hard too be real..

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  • ThirdTesticle

    When my "friend" spread rumors about me, I gave his hamster to my cat. That was also in high school, and it was also like 15 years ago. But I get where you were coming from on this. I probably wouldn't do the same thing again though

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  • Grunewald

    I'd call this a troll post but it's just too weird.

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