Want jesus christ to come back during this covid-19 pandemic

I want Jesus' second coming to coincide with a no vaccine heightened new wave of COVID-19 cases and take all COVID-19 positive people in the rapture.

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Based on 22 votes (6 yes)
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Comments ( 19 )
  • have_a_good_day

    Jesus ain't coming down here fo this shit. That nigga ain't stupid, he won't willingly get Coronavirus. You trippin

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    • Somenormie

      Word.

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    • thepuppet

      YO FACTS

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    • RoseIsabella

      ROTFLMAO!!!

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  • leggs91200

    I do not keep track but I am guessing a lot of televangelists are pushing the idea of the rapture again?

    They tend to do that every time the world is in trouble.

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    • Good observation.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    People are really losing their minds over this. Dont forget that the survival rate for ppl that get covid is 99.8% according to the CDC. Its really not that bad. Idk how this dominates the news when all this Hollywood pedo stuff is coming out

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    • leggs91200

      The weirdness that goes on in Hollywood isn't really newsworthy at this point. Kind of like how when there is another shooting on the bad side of town, the news mentions it for a few seconds but let it be in the good parts and suddenly it is this national scandal that could drag on for years.

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      • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

        Naw dude the maxwell documents were released and the flight logs included many Hollywood ppl going to pedo island including Elen and Oprah hahanaha

        Oprah, Elen, Bill Gates, Tom Hanks, Prince Philip and others partying with a pedo trafficker on his pedo island and not even a mention of it in the news. Too bad they cant fight the internet. This shit is gonna blow up.

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    • Inkmaster

      Maybe that's why it's dominating the news.

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      • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

        Bingo, thats what I believe. Also they can push for mail in voting where they can try to rig the election

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  • Boojum

    I'd be cool with that as long as it was just a brief visit and he took all the stupid, Bible-thumping idiots with him when he flew off back to his Sky Fairy daddy.

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  • YE

    There's a part in Alan Watts book 'THE BOOK - On the Taboo Against Knowing Who You Are', where he succinctly describes the hypocrisy of the modern day church-goer/clergy. It's worth a read, trust me.

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  • TerriAngel

    How stupid are you?
    The second coming isnt due.
    But the us will suffer as long as this living abortion is in the big house.

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    • Oh, on a grade of 💯, I think I currently comfortably settle in the 50 percent grade. 12 hours intoxicated, 12 hours sober... that's 12 hours stupid a day.

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  • Bazinga

    Idea for you. Make money from Covid-19. Have one million plastic Jesuses made with a suction cup on the bottom to stick on the dashboard of a car. Sell them to dumb ass bible thumpers for $4.95. Tell them it is divine protection against Covid-19.

    Not all religious belief is bad, but those who have imaginary talks to God should be penalized for their irrationality.

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  • EnglishLad

    Jesus can take all the religious bible thumpers. Leave the Covid-19 positive idiots for Satan. They'll win their Darwin awards in due course.

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  • GaelicPotato

    Rapture is real, it's just underwater and full of druggies.

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  • COVID-19

    Didn't you hear? He's not coming. The man called Jesus died a fools death 2000 years ago.

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