Valentine's Day? What a bunch of silly horseshit!

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    8 years ago | pl

    * opens mouth and catches them *

    Oh, sicler of cunt sticks you don't stand a chance

    * dips mini butter cup in a tub of fluff marshmallow and flings it using a strawberry lace *

    This isn't the first time I've had a standoff in the confectionary isle

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      8 years ago | pl

      *blocks some of it with my ButterFinger shield.*

      What the?! That almost cut through my purple Skittles's armor!

      *amused smirk*

      You really are a formidable opponent. Looks like I'll have to take out the big guns:

      *launches Shinshu Apple Kit Kats at you*

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      • kingofcarrotflowers
        8 years ago | pl

        * gasps *

        Nothing beats shinshu apple kit kats not even.......

        * looks down at pack of Shizuoka wasibi kit kat *

        I....I surrender

        * places chocolatey treats on the floor and kicks them over to you *

        But I'll get you back, when you least expect it

        * whispers *

        Soon my wasabi kit kats, soon.......

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