Valentine's Day? What a bunch of silly horseshit!

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    8 years ago | pl

    You want to fight, Carrot King? Bring it!

    *launches Reese's Peanut Butter Hearts at you*

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    • kingofcarrotflowers
      8 years ago | pl

      * opens mouth and catches them *

      Oh, sicler of cunt sticks you don't stand a chance

      * dips mini butter cup in a tub of fluff marshmallow and flings it using a strawberry lace *

      This isn't the first time I've had a standoff in the confectionary isle

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        8 years ago | pl

        *blocks some of it with my ButterFinger shield.*

        What the?! That almost cut through my purple Skittles's armor!

        *amused smirk*

        You really are a formidable opponent. Looks like I'll have to take out the big guns:

        *launches Shinshu Apple Kit Kats at you*

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        • kingofcarrotflowers
          8 years ago | pl

          * gasps *

          Nothing beats shinshu apple kit kats not even.......

          * looks down at pack of Shizuoka wasibi kit kat *

          I....I surrender

          * places chocolatey treats on the floor and kicks them over to you *

          But I'll get you back, when you least expect it

          * whispers *

          Soon my wasabi kit kats, soon.......

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