Valentine's Day? What a bunch of silly horseshit!

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    8 years ago | pl

    Sooooooooo

    I'm single.....

    You're single.....

    You know what that means right?..........yep

    Food fight with our on sale chocolates!!!!!!

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      8 years ago | pl

      You want to fight, Carrot King? Bring it!

      *launches Reese's Peanut Butter Hearts at you*

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      • kingofcarrotflowers
        8 years ago | pl

        * opens mouth and catches them *

        Oh, sicler of cunt sticks you don't stand a chance

        * dips mini butter cup in a tub of fluff marshmallow and flings it using a strawberry lace *

        This isn't the first time I've had a standoff in the confectionary isle

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        • Cuntsiclestick
          8 years ago | pl

          *blocks some of it with my ButterFinger shield.*

          What the?! That almost cut through my purple Skittles's armor!

          *amused smirk*

          You really are a formidable opponent. Looks like I'll have to take out the big guns:

          *launches Shinshu Apple Kit Kats at you*

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          • kingofcarrotflowers
            8 years ago | pl

            * gasps *

            Nothing beats shinshu apple kit kats not even.......

            * looks down at pack of Shizuoka wasibi kit kat *

            I....I surrender

            * places chocolatey treats on the floor and kicks them over to you *

            But I'll get you back, when you least expect it

            * whispers *

            Soon my wasabi kit kats, soon.......

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