Valentine's Day? What a bunch of silly horseshit!

You are viewing a single comment's thread.

← View full post
Comments ( 6 ) Sort: best | oldest
  • Cuntsiclestick
    8 years ago | pl

    Your post reminds me of this video:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Buk5TjXZOBs

    But anyway, this year I'm once again, single on Valentines's day. I honestly don't mind though. To me it's just another over hyped corporate scheme like the other holidays with plenty of delicious holiday candy that sells for 50-90% off once it's all over.
    :)

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    4
    4
      -
    • kingofcarrotflowers
      8 years ago | pl

      Sooooooooo

      I'm single.....

      You're single.....

      You know what that means right?..........yep

      Food fight with our on sale chocolates!!!!!!

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      Report
      4
      4
        -
      • Cuntsiclestick
        8 years ago | pl

        You want to fight, Carrot King? Bring it!

        *launches Reese's Peanut Butter Hearts at you*

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        Report
        0
        0
          -
        • kingofcarrotflowers
          8 years ago | pl

          * opens mouth and catches them *

          Oh, sicler of cunt sticks you don't stand a chance

          * dips mini butter cup in a tub of fluff marshmallow and flings it using a strawberry lace *

          This isn't the first time I've had a standoff in the confectionary isle

          Comment Hidden ( show )
          Report
          0
          0
            -
          • Cuntsiclestick
            8 years ago | pl

            *blocks some of it with my ButterFinger shield.*

            What the?! That almost cut through my purple Skittles's armor!

            *amused smirk*

            You really are a formidable opponent. Looks like I'll have to take out the big guns:

            *launches Shinshu Apple Kit Kats at you*

            Comment Hidden ( show )
            Report
            0
            0
              -
            • kingofcarrotflowers
              8 years ago | pl

              * gasps *

              Nothing beats shinshu apple kit kats not even.......

              * looks down at pack of Shizuoka wasibi kit kat *

              I....I surrender

              * places chocolatey treats on the floor and kicks them over to you *

              But I'll get you back, when you least expect it

              * whispers *

              Soon my wasabi kit kats, soon.......

              Comment Hidden ( show )
              Report
              1
              1