Valentine's day? what a bunch of silly horseshit!

But I fell for once upon a time. Twenty years ago, when I was a young fool in love. Been divorced for a few years now. What I see are a lot of younger men and women who are single and living alone and are just plain miserable because they will be alone come this Valentines day. So it's normal to give/recieve flowers, candy on this day. If not then you are some kind of fucked up loser. I laugh at that kind of thinking now. But there was a time when I truly believed in that. I will be doing one of three things this Valentine's Day: Taking one of my mature lady friends out for a nice dinner and a show. Having some really kinky sex with a hooker with big tits and a fat ass. Or staying home alone, watching porn while pleasuring myself. I was a fool for love once. But never again! Normal?

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  • Your post reminds me of this video:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Buk5TjXZOBs

    But anyway, this year I'm once again, single on Valentines's day. I honestly don't mind though. To me it's just another over hyped corporate scheme like the other holidays with plenty of delicious holiday candy that sells for 50-90% off once it's all over.
    :)

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    • Sooooooooo

      I'm single.....

      You're single.....

      You know what that means right?..........yep

      Food fight with our on sale chocolates!!!!!!

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      • You want to fight, Carrot King? Bring it!

        *launches Reese's Peanut Butter Hearts at you*

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        • * opens mouth and catches them *

          Oh, sicler of cunt sticks you don't stand a chance

          * dips mini butter cup in a tub of fluff marshmallow and flings it using a strawberry lace *

          This isn't the first time I've had a standoff in the confectionary isle

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          • *blocks some of it with my ButterFinger shield.*

            What the?! That almost cut through my purple Skittles's armor!

            *amused smirk*

            You really are a formidable opponent. Looks like I'll have to take out the big guns:

            *launches Shinshu Apple Kit Kats at you*

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            • * gasps *

              Nothing beats shinshu apple kit kats not even.......

              * looks down at pack of Shizuoka wasibi kit kat *

              I....I surrender

              * places chocolatey treats on the floor and kicks them over to you *

              But I'll get you back, when you least expect it

              * whispers *

              Soon my wasabi kit kats, soon.......

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  • Well you know the fun about losing love for someone is you might find it again with someone better and exciting..... I just like valentines day because once its over all the chocolates and roses that did not get sold are half price and reduced so get to eat loads of chocs and buy myself pretty roses.

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  • This is my first time in eight years that I will be alone on Valentine's day. The most I ever did do for the occasion was make dinner. In two days, I will be taking myself out on a date. I will do the things I would have never been able to do on a date with her; I will watch an art film at an independent theater and cook something I'd like to eat instead of watching some vapid piece of shit and cooking chicken alfredo.

    Being single is pretty awesome.

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  • It's my birthday so that trumps valentines day although I do wine and dine the lucky lady.

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  • At least you're not writing passive-aggressive texts to people in relationship like a strange acquaintance of mine who is single did today. So, unlike him you're definitely quite normal.

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  • I just want some more beer.

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  • I just wanna get in on the chocolate fight with the king and the cunt. I have a huge tub of hot fudge here and no one to dip in it :(

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    • I was just about to fall asleep, when all of a sudden I had a sensation, almost how I'd imagine Spidey sense to feel,

      Had I left the back door open....no

      But something was nagging at the back of my mind

      Maybe left the oven on....no, but warmer, its something to do with food

      Checked iin and here it was, birdy and hot fudge :)

      I'm not comfortable with having fudge sense though, lost this weight and now I can sense fudge talk :s

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  • Without Valentines day how will the corporate sector get your money?!. Well I suppose there is always Christmas... and St. Patrick day... and Easter... and Labor day... and Halloween... and Thanksgiving... and...

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  • I'm sure glad I didn't let myself become bitter over a few hurtful ends to relationships.
    I'm having the time of my life now, at 68 with a lovely young lady, and I certainly wasn't any wallflower before either.

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  • I can kind of see your point, but the key to being in love in my opinion is to try not to get to attached to that person and collect memories of fun times,

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  • I'm glad I'm single this year. Valentine's day sucked when i was with my ex. At least I have a good reason for not getting anything this time lol. Besides, it's my mom's birthday and I'm making souffle. Yay!

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