Using vegetables when horny

To other gay guys and girls, do you ever use vegetables as a sex toy? Dildos are expensive, especially the good quality kind. So when I get horny I often use a carrot, or squash, or some other veggie to use as an anal sex toy. Anyone else do this? I find it all natural... even will use olive oil as lube if I am all out.

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  • inaenin

    Maybe it is normal, but not exactly safe. I mean, a crappy dildo is like 5-10 dollars, and it will still feel better than vegetables.

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  • Parky_Parker

    Make sure to throw it out afterwards...

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    yes i makes my dates a nice salad before i has my way withem

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  • Watermelon, or nothing. Maybe an occasional pumpkin.

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  • bbunsup

    rubbers :)

    normal but be safe, you don't want to lose anything up there. go to amazon and get a cheap dildo or three

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  • gdgdgd

    It would be awkward to go to the hospital with a cucumber stuck in your ass.

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  • MarieWantsIt

    I use courgettes. I once use a cucumber but it made me a bit sore.

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  • bitchtits101

    Tbh, I do the same thing. But I like bananas more. Hahaha. But I find it normal. Ish.

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  • LIGHTHOUSE

    It is pretty normal.

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  • LostAndBroken

    Lots of fun to be had!

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