Using a pee bottle because you are lazy

Ok, so is it normal to keep a urine bottle inside your home/room to use instead of going making the trek to the restroom over and over again? (I empty it every day)

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Based on 42 votes (18 yes)
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  • LOL I did this exact same thing when I was about 16 or 17.

    I lived in a caravan in my dads backyard and during the winter it would be to cold to walk up to the house or even piss out the caravan door so I would keep an old softdrink bottle or something like that as a piss jug. Next day when it was warm I would chuck it in the bin... Recycling of course.

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  • Are you the sort of person who looks like a whale carcass on a couch?

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    • LloydAsher

      I have a small bladder so if I keep hydrated I have to urinate every ten minutes so it’s more of a convinence thing. Normal body type by the way 6ft 180.

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  • SeekNPlay

    I do that all the time. Sometimes I even forget I have it and it turns really brown and smells like rotten flesh.

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    • LloydAsher

      TMI. But here’s a little science experiment if you wanna make some phosphorus from urine!
      https://sciencing.com/make-phosphorus-4524329.html

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      • SeekNPlay

        Cool

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  • mercownzya

    Yeah I did this cuz I’m not supposed to be up late at night. Parents will be like wtf and I won’t hear the end of it.

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  • curious-bunny

    I used to have a couple pee bottles cause my dad would always yell at me and junk when I would wake up in the middle of the night needing to pee. Yea it got do bad I started keeping pee bottles. When I was young I was a really fast pee'er and my dad thought I wasn't actually going, well I was. He's alot like my boss doesn't listen to anybody. Anyways the pee bottles stopped after the snooped my room one day while I was in school it was before I had a chance to dump and clean them. They also stopped yelling at me for getting up to use the toilet thank god.

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    • Your dad sounds like a prick

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  • SwickDinging

    I wouldn't do this personally but I used to have a room mate that did this so I'd say maybe it's normal?

    But that room mate was very filthy in other ways, so make of that what you will.

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  • Indigo1

    I've got a friend who is a very successful author, he's does this during his long writing sessions, he's not concerned about the laziness of moving (that is kind of lame if thats why you do it) but rather he wants to stay in his study and keep his mind on writing rather then trek across the house in the bright light and get distracted. so i vote normal.

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    • LloydAsher

      I do it because I have a small bladder I don’t want to get up every ten minutes when I choose to be hydrated that day. I also do it when I’m focused on studying so my mind doesn’t wonder.

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      • Indigo1

        getting bladder help from medicine could be good too, idk. But ya sounds like a normal thing to do in your situation.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Aw Hell no, that shit is nasty! What you are describing is some of the worst kind of laziness.

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    • Bazinga

      If he's a retired trucker thinking about the good old days on the open road, he probably just can't help himself.

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      • LloydAsher

        More like a 20 year old with a small bladder and a pragmatic problem solving skills.

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        • RoseIsabella

          It's not that hard to get up, and to the bathroom. My dad is almost 82, with a bad back, and he gets up to go to the bathroom several times a night. There is nothing special about this kinda lazy.

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          • LloydAsher

            Sounds like your father has a rough sleeping schedule. I think my kind of laziness is just a manifestation of efficiency without social norms. I still take showers, brush my teeth, nothing wrong with going old school with a chamber pot.

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            • RoseIsabella

              It's still pretty gross to the majority of people.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        its the waya the road bubbles

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        • Piss jugs. way she goes boys, way she goes.

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        • Bazinga

          Yep. Motion and urination. One helps the other. Satisfaction guaranteed.

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  • Blinskie

    Literally just got in a fight with gf over this and found this site by googling it and coming across the same question asked by a diff user. It's convenient, sanitary so long as you make it all in and screw the cap on, then you can dump it or trash it later.

    Peeing in a trash can IMO is a whole different story

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  • Meowypowers

    Only if youre stuck in traffic. Shield me when I do.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    only when im drivin

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    • McBean

      ditto.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        a couplea weeks ago i zipped up the tipa my pecker at 80 mph

        i wouldnt recommend it

        dont be like me

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        • McBean

          Y'alls can let it hang out until you get to the next stoplight. If you do the geometry, you'll see that nobody can get a visual line on it anyway. Just for fun, take off yer sunglasses and use them to dress up yer package. 😃

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