Used to fart in my dogs face

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Whenever I had to fart before my dog passed away I used to hold my farts. Would hold him down then fart in his face. He then used to sneeze after. Is that wrong?

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  • Jweezee
    5 years ago | pl

    I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed.

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  • jack_shephard
    5 years ago | pl

    what if your dog farts on your face... so you tell me is that wrong??
    stop treating animals like worthless things,you idiot.

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  • Hardinawetdiaper
    5 years ago | pl

    WTF Is Wrong with You?

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  • joe-schmoe
    5 years ago | pl

    Don't worry. We all do this, right? In fact, I coat my dog in hot tar and s*** on his face.

    No, you monster. Leave the doggo alone.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago | pl

    Sounds funny for a 7 year old kid if you ask me.

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  • Alichael
    5 years ago | pl

    😂

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  • EnglishLad
    5 years ago | pl

    Animal cruelty. Dogs should be treated with the respect they deserve. They're wonderful creatures who reciprocate only with love.

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    • Alichael
      5 years ago | pl

      Yes, I agree. Cats too. Some may find it odd but I feel the same way about sheep, they're also wonderful loving creatures. I have no problem really with slaughtering any farm animals for meat except sheep, they're just too innocent and lovable. Thankfully here in America, beef, pork, and chicken are much more common meats than lamb is. But I know people eat a lot more lamb in the UK, New Zealand, and Australia.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago | pl

    I used to have a dog named Blackie. My brother decided to fart in her face. Not only did she hate it, but she bit his ass and didn't let go. She never reacted well to being made fun of.

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    • Alichael
      5 years ago | pl

      Yes, dogs are smarter than people think, they can pick up on ridicule. Your brother getting bitten in the ass after farting in the dog's face, ha! 😂, I can see that on one of those YouTube funny home videos, lol.

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  • Nickvey
    5 years ago | pl

    no all dogs survive its captivity. some women demand sex, and when they dont get it , well they get a bigger dog is all i'm saying.

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  • bigbudchonga
    5 years ago | pl

    You've worded the answer weird, I picked fuck no! because that's technically the one you pick if you don't think it's wrong, but I don't think that's what you were going for. It's just funny man, we all do it to each other in my family, it just a luulz thing, I understand you.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago | pl

      Finally someone that understands. Ok, just thought it was funny. I never worderd it as weird.

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      • NoLifer
        5 years ago | pl

        Firstly this is childish, second its not like its going to kill your dog but could be considered mean. However this is something childish people might do to each other. So I could see someone trying it on thier dog.

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      • bigbudchonga
        5 years ago | pl

        Ye it's fine dude. Everyone nowadays is in a pussy phase and think it's a cardinal sin to anything vaguely annoying to animals. This won't hurt him, sure he'll find it annoying but it's just a fucking joke, if he does bite you for it though or do the same to you, ya know you kind of have it coming.

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  • Dot123
    5 years ago | pl

    LOL I don't think that is normal. But dogs like sniffing ass, so I guess it's fine.

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  • untrepid1
    5 years ago | pl

    ya gotta hate your dog 😅

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