Use a spreadsheet to count the number of times i masturbate?

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Exactly 200 days ago, the girl of my dreams stopped talking to me and stopped saying hi as well. Not only that, she began running away from me, hiding from me online, rolling her eyes away from me, changing seats to avoid me, and enlisting her (mostly) girl friends to help her get away from me, among other things. With no other outlet I resolved to masturbate to my fantasies of her as many times as possible. To help me track down the number of times I do so I created a spreadsheet, and here is my data as of 1 January 2010:

- Day #201 since I started counting
- Number of masturbations today = 4
- Total number of masturbations = 662
- Average number of masturbations per day = 3.2935
- Number of masturbations for the past week = 24
- Number of times I masturbated to my crush today = 0
- Number of times I masturbated to my crush since I started counting = 316
- Percentage of times I masturbated to my crush versus total masturbations = 47.7%%
- Average number of masturbations to my crush per day = 1.5721

The most number of times I have masturbated in a single day was 9. My one week record was 38 orgasms. This new year I want to have a day in which I can finally crack the double digits, masturbating 10 or more times in a single day.

Is this normal given that I've been so heartbroken?

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  • hotchickie81
    13 years ago | pl

    Wow, you chart things out like I do (just a different topic, lol). Sounds like a case of OCD. Sorry to hear you're so heartbroken.

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  • MooseEyes
    13 years ago | pl

    Listen....Man up. Leave her alone...can't you get the hint? She doesn't want you any longer.
    So be a man, and walk away. Find someone else for god sakes!
    And as far as your masturbation goes, thats your own personal thing.
    If you want to spend all your time jerking off like a little sissy, instead of getting out there and finding a woman who can satisfy your needs, well so be it.

    You might also think about getting professional help, as it is not normal to obsess to excess, over a past love that way or in that manner.

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    • imacomputer
      12 years ago | pl

      he didn't say he's still trying to get her. He just wants to know if logging his masturbation career is normal.

      Well, OP, you are just an Engineering kind of guy that's all.
      And you like to stay organized in order to learn from your behavior.
      Normal for a guy like you.
      But if you want to know if MASTURBATING that frequently is normal..........that's a whole OTHER discussion.
      But at the end of the day, she was creeped out by something either you did, or something she THOUGHT you did.

      Here's the tough part........

      it's time to move on to an other girl bro.

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