Update on mother-in-law

My Mother-in-law.

When I got married, I got a picture of my mother-in-law and surrounded it with a toilet seat. I used to masturbate in front of it. One day I was ill and she had to look after me because my wife was working. My mother-in-law found the picture and she went ape sh*t.

Upshot was, 1 week later my wife said she wanted a divorce. I gave it to her and now both of them are in the toilet seat which neatly frames my dart board :-)