Two truths and a Lie

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    3 years ago | pl

    i once went 70 mph on a carpet

    i was a commissioned us navy officer

    i eluded the police in a car twice in a 24 hour period

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    • litelander8
      3 years ago | pl

      One is the lie you crazy fucker.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        3 years ago | pl

        college was a military academy in the middlea nowhere great white north

        one pastime durin snowstorms was to tow eachother around town behind cars on snow skis like waterskiin

        that evolved into stealin the entryway commercial grade floormats from the dorm tyin em behind a car and towin a pilea people around sometimes playin kinga the mountain

        i rode solo on the main road one time at 70 mph

        its a wonder nobody ever got hurt or killed doin all that kinda crazy shit back then

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    • SkullsNRoses
      3 years ago | pl

      I would have said 2 but for 1 to be true you would need to be Aladdin.

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      3 years ago | pl

      One is the lie. Unless you've invented some sort of crazy carpet vehicle. XD

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