I agree, modern vampires SUCK (no pun intended)! Think about this: Vampires are dead, that is, they have no blood circulating through their veins/arteries and dead things are COLD! Can you imagine snuggling up to something cold and dead at night? much less having sex with them? And just how does a male vampire have sex? No blood, no boner!
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I agree, modern vampires SUCK (no pun intended)! Think about this: Vampires are dead, that is, they have no blood circulating through their veins/arteries and dead things are COLD! Can you imagine snuggling up to something cold and dead at night? much less having sex with them? And just how does a male vampire have sex? No blood, no boner!