Twilight sucks

It does. A book about romanic vampires dosn't sound too good to me. THEY'RE VAMPIRES, NOT THE CAREBEARS. Plus, from what I've heard, Bella never shows her things. what kind of romance movie dosn't have tities? What happend to Good vampires like Dracula, who went around in the dead of night killing people? is it normal to think Twilight sucks?

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  • SeverusFan23

    Twilight is a horrible pile of donkey shit. It's poorly written and just plain stupid. It didn't deserve the popularity and money it got because Stephanie Meyer is a horrible writer. REAL vampires are blood-sucking, undead, evil, monsters. Her "work" is a insult to GOOD writers and TRUE Vampire mythology. Meyer and her books are total disgraces. Your disliking of it is completely normal. If only more people thought like you.

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  • Severus'sDaughter19

    I hate Twilight too.

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  • bananaface

    I don't like it when people compare Twilight to stuff like Dracula. I just find it hard to criticise someone who went outside the box or whatever the phrase is, even if I do prefer Dracula.:P

    Aside from that though, I'm not a fan of the books. I didn't hate them like most people did. Although it's very difficult for me to fall in love with a book where the female protagonist is a whiny idiot, who can't function without a dead man in her life. How pathetic. In my opinion, the characters are annoying and the writing isn't very good either. I think it's normal to dislike that. Even more normal when it becomes extremely popular.

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  • Gravy

    Most boring shit show every to be recorded. I'd much prefer to watch a pile of dog shit or count bricks.

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  • Goomats

    "Twilight" sucks.

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  • JuneB

    Twilight really changed my life. I wanted to be a writer before I read those "books." I put the word "books" in quotation marks because I feel that the word "book" doesn't really apply to Twilight. They're God awful.

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  • CraneyCrow

    I agree, modern vampires SUCK (no pun intended)! Think about this: Vampires are dead, that is, they have no blood circulating through their veins/arteries and dead things are COLD! Can you imagine snuggling up to something cold and dead at night? much less having sex with them? And just how does a male vampire have sex? No blood, no boner!

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  • dirtybirdy

    I thought this was established many moons ago. And also who gives a fuck.

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    • Terence_the_viking

      Haha i love it when you use profanity.

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      • dirtybirdy

        I have quite the potty mouth...I talk loads of shit :p

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  • KnightNigelWellingtonXXI

    WHO. GIVES. A. SHIT.

    Signed,
    Knight Nigel Wellington XXI

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  • Dot123

    Twilight is so fucking gay it sucks total donkey DICK and BALLS! When did vampires ever glitter?! Maybe when they fucked each other in the ass and JIZZED everywhere! Twilight is a joke.

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    • stupidassholeguy

      Exactly. Dracula: "I vant to suck your blood!" Edward: "I got feelings." wich one sounds better

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      • 1000yrVampireKing

        lol yes old vampires are cooler.

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  • bemah

    Twilight sucks! I don't get what the big deal is. Besides, Stephanie Meyers other book The Host was ten times better, i think that deserves a little more recognition.

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  • americanhoney

    Wha

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  • Unimportant

    It annoys me that people have been bitching about Twilight for several years now.

    You don't like it? Well, there are BILLIONS of crappy books out there. Do we have to talk about them, too? Get over it and shut up, for the love of god...

    p.s.: I haven't seen the Twilight movies, nor have I read the books.

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  • kelili

    I ABSOLUTELY LOVE TWILIGHT <3 <3

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  • Neuria

    I only came here because I thought the op was making fun of twilight sparkle

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    • Legion

      That's the only Twilight I like! Well, that, and the time of day. Would love to watch the sun go down with her. BTW, not op.

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  • boston12

    twilight for tweenagers say no more

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    Op is a twit. This is a teen movie. That fact they had sex is shocking. You want them to have full on tit? Do you think she should have lesbian sex with Alice? This is made for kids not adults. Why she makes them sparkle not burn in the son. She tried to keep it pretty pg if you have no realized.

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  • Alysin

    DAE hate twilight??!1 LOL

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