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It was probably a transgender turkey who used the restroom opposite of her birth gender.
It's not true, of course, and from a satirical column in the New Yorker magazine. Like all good satire, it takes reality and puts a twist on it that you can almost believe:
"A group of fourth graders from Bethesda, Maryland, who had gathered on the White House lawn for the annual turkey-pardoning ceremony appeared unprepared for the anti-Soros outburst that Trump unleashed on the Thanksgiving bird.
“'That turkey was sent by Soros to spy on me,' Trump said, angrily turning on the fowl. 'A lot of people are saying this.'
"While the oblivious turkey pecked desultorily at the ground, an increasingly enraged Trump spewed a stream of conspiracy theories linking the feathered animal to global élites, election fraud in Florida, and Jim Acosta.
"Trump attempted to lead the fourth-grade class in a chant of 'Lock It Up,' apparently directed at the Thanksgiving delicacy, but the students slowly backed away from him in silence."