Trump has Coronavirus. What happens next?

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  • Trump is going to get the best possible medical care. No expense will be spared, and the best physicians in the USA will be involved. Most importantly, he has the benefit of finally catching the virus months after it first appeared. Many thousands of people died while doctors figured out - essentially by experimenting on patients - what treatments seemed to work and which didn't help, and medical researchers have been frantically crunching the data from those cases and looking for statistically relevant patterns. Researchers have also been working constantly to develop new treatments, and I understand Trump will be one of the first patients to receive a synthetic antibody treatment that's designed to give the body some time to rally its own defences.

    The guy is a tub of lard whose physical and mental health is clearly not as great as the White House's PR people would like everyone to believe, but my guess is that all the benefits I outlined above will mean that he'll pull through.

    Then he can go back to saying (in public, anyway) that the virus is no big deal, the masks will disappear from the White House, his base will sail on in their blissful refusal to acknowledge reality, and the fucked up normality of the last few months will continue.

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    • Yes, yes, yes. It's the perfect drama for his retarded believers to interpret his survival as a sign that Jesus wants Trump to have a second term. Cluster fucks are the highlight of our sick sad world. But, sick, sad humor grows on you.

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      • It seems virtually certain that Trump, some of his minions, a few Republicans from Congress, and assorted other sociopaths, hypocrites and opportunists in the Trumpian universe all caught the virus at a super-spreading White House event where Trump formally introduced his pick for the Supreme Court.

        If they were honestly looking for signs of divine intervention, the signal seems pretty clear.

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        • Hahaha. Booj, old boy, you're a good man to have around.

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