Troll story confessions

For real, I've written so many.
IIN my blood is red?
IIN my hair is brown?
IIN my parents tried to make my cat Jewish?
IIN More sections?

99% of troll stories are fail and obvious.

I have not yet posted a troll story.

I do make the occasional troll comment though.

I posted that I was going to declaw my cat because it scratched my couch, surprisingly I got a lot of support.

I don't but I think some of my stories came over as such and were rejected.

I LOVE the first line! "Trolling has been a long time tradition of IIN." I've been accused of trolling by some complete idiot who couldn't handle criticism. About fifteen years ago I used to go to Goth chats and troll pretty heavy on the douchey vampire wannabes. All the dramatic role playing and bad French, I couldn't help myself; they had it coming.

I don't make troll posts.

If I did though, they'd have to be clever and funny for me to be satisfied with submitting them. I'm not clever and funny enough to make ones I would be satisfied with though...

I killed someone when I was 17 and nobody knows about it, nobody will ever believe it.

Troll?

Yes, quite a few. A couple were on this account ("Fat people and small cars" and a poll about wat to nam my babby) and a massive shitton on a separate account that I will not admit to as my troll self is a separate identity from my regular self. I take pride in my trolling.

Haven't done it in a while though. I just have not had the time.

I guess I need a definition on what counts as a "troll story". I have never posted false stories... but sometimes I write suspiciously weird stories about things (irrational, bizarre or stupid things) that I hear from my friends in order to see what people think.

just take a look at all my comments.

Take a look at my profile and see for yourself.

Thank you for approving this message. I will now confess my past troll stories. I am the OP btw.

This is the one i previously confessed to: is it normal to hate people who can't speak american?

This one is inspired by lazy people thinking they are too good to work: Is it normal to realize that I'm better than everyone else

This one is half true, I actually did it with an electric fly swatter: is it normal that I like to put my penis in the bug zapper

This is based off real stories I've heard: is it normal to smoke meth with grandma?

This was inspired by my ex: is it normal to be afarid of butterflies?

This one is not a troll, I actually did this as a kid: is it normal to throw rocks at houses?

This was inspired from something I saw in a public bathroom: is it normal to crap in the urinal?

This is not a troll post but it was a good prank: is it normal that i made sound boards of my friends for prank calls?

This isn't a troll either but I wrote it to sound funny, I actually do have the frogs though: froggy friends!

And my all time favorite: is it normal to put ants in my penis?

I wasn't able to link the url's. somethings wrong with my account. You will have to copy and paste the titles in the search bar.

I posted one this week too. Maybe Ill admit to it later.
Most the time I'm not actually trolling but I did get a laugh out of posting these absurd stories.
Now it's your turn to admit all your troll stories too.

I havent trolled lol but they sure are fun to read though :D