Triple negative (advanced)

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So I keep saying double negatives and people say it's uneducated. So after much research and thought I have discovered I can save myself by saying a triple negative.

Double negative example: "I aint gonna get bit by no jiggaboo"

See that is a double negative so it means the opposite. Meaning "I will get bit by a jiggaboo." However, if you add another negative it means what its supposed to.

Triple negative example: "I aint gonna get bit by no jiggaboo NOWAYS"

You see now it is meaning the intended purpose. This is advanced redneck terminology. I should charge you for this.

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  • LornaMae
    2 years ago

    Hahahaha love the (advanced) caveat

    Noways this isn't not going to be incorporated into the next edition of Oxford Modern English Grammar!

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