Trading sex for furniture

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im a student and i cant afford furniture so this guy i know agreed to go to ikea with me to get whatever i wanted. i dont want goodwill stuff or like milk crates

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  • NakedStevesJigglyBits
    8 years ago

    Sounds like a Danish game show - Fucking For Futons.

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  • shuggy-chan
    8 years ago

    This ottoman, 5 handys, and 2 BJs

    This desk? Doggie style and you call me daddy for 20 mins

    This sleep number bed..... Priceless

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    • wistfulmaiden
      8 years ago

      What's YOUR number? Mine was 30 I think...

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      • shuggy-chan
        8 years ago

        I have no idea I never slept on one I'm just bullshitting

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        • wistfulmaiden
          8 years ago

          Aww you should

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    And so begins your life as a whore, and all for a bit of furniture, huh?
    Next it will be a car, but then comes the long inevitable slide into the sewers where you're doing it just to get another hit of crack from your pimp.
    It's a tale as old as the hills.

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    • Ellenna
      8 years ago

      So when did you join the christian right? Everybody sells something to survive or they'd be dead.

      I sell phone sex and haven't descended into the sewers or the use of crack and have no plans to do so.

      You've been at the bilge water again, haven't you?

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      • LittleGirlGagedAndRaped
        8 years ago

        The fact that ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES has nothing to do with Christian right left god or satan.

        What I admire about the OP is she doesn't hide it or beat around the bush.

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        • nobody13
          8 years ago

          If all women are whores, why is your own Dorito-stained hand the only thing you can get any action from?

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          • dahztoyevskeet
            8 years ago

            Because your Dorito-stained hand is too busy to help him. ;)

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          • LittleGirlGagedAndRaped
            8 years ago

            Hey White Knight move the fuck over before I destroy you and put your precious website on lock-down again.

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago

    How many night stands do you have?

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    • Terence_the_viking
      8 years ago

      I'm guess over nine thousand.

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  • handsignals
    8 years ago

    Sounds like your going to have a mouth full of Swedish meatballs.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    8 years ago

    Wow i hope the Rug matches the Curtains.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    sooo many decoratin options

    colonial concubine
    post modern polesmoker
    rocco-ho
    dicktorian

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  • Couman
    8 years ago

    Remind me of a scandal a while back where girls were trading cybersex for virtual furniture on Habbo Hotel. Were you one of them?

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    • SkullsNRoses
      8 years ago

      Excuse yourself, those VIP sofas were HARD to come by!

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      • Couman
        8 years ago

        Hey, I'm not judging. I just figured sex for furni IRL was a natural evolution of that. Kind of like when a kid who loved "Operation" goes up to be a doctor... only a little less horrifying.

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        • SkullsNRoses
          8 years ago

          "furni", oh god you're taking me back to the days :,)

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  • dick555
    8 years ago

    Everything has its price. At times, you need to do what you need to do. If it works out for you, I am happy for you.

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago

    Most whores want half of the guy's earnings for the rest of his life as well as ownership of his mind. Your prices are very cheap.

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  • Ellenna
    8 years ago

    You're gonna have to sell SOMETHING to survive in this world so it's your choice what you sell. Selling yourself for sex, if you can do it safely, is no different to selling yourself to a corporation or any other business.

    Just take care of yourself and ignore judgmental moralists

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  • Forestheart
    8 years ago

    This absolutely makes no sense! No furniture can be important enough for that.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago

    That's a bit trailor park . Do you trade sex for Mountain Dew and cigs too?
    To be fair I'm not completely against sex for gain but I'd have to be offered a LOT to give it up.

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  • xxlappelduvidexx
    8 years ago

    Well.... True story, I once had a prostitute neighbor who accepted a client's almost-new living room set as payment. She was a trashy junky though.
    So I guess it's normal... For a trashy junky prostitute.

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