Toying with tsa
So I hope you find this story amusing.
My wife and I are both in our 60's. We have humbly reached the point in life where we depend on Depends. Yes the dependable adult diaper.
Anyways, we were traveling to Sacramento to visit our daughter and our little grandson. We had our plane tickets and we were standing in line getting ready to get checked by TSA.
Keep in mind, we are in our mid 60's and I've paid my dues. When I travel I want to be comfortable so I'm wearing a loose fitting jogging suit, socks, t-shirt, tennis shoes and of course my Depends diaper.
We've gone through the line and we're finally there. Of course we have to take off our shoes etc. and let them X-ray our carry-ons as TSA does.
Then at the other side you're supposed to step behind an X-ray screen so the TSA agent can see if you have anything threatening on your person.
Just so you know, you aren't allowed to take any kind of liquid on the plane so don't put your bottle of expensive perfume or cologne in your carry on bag because TSA will definitely confiscate it.
Anyways, back to the story.
The carry on bags went through just fine and I'm getting ready to step behind the X-Ray screen and all of a sudden I start peeing in my Depends. The timing was absolutely unbelievable! I'm thinking, this should be interesting. So there I stand in front of this female TSA agent, peeing in my diaper while I'm getting x-rayed and she's literally watching me pee and she seemed absolutely mesmerized by this as she stood there watching me pee in my diaper. I was having a hard time keeping a straight face because I knew what she was staring at. She couldn't take her eyes off of it!!
So she had me step out, and I quote, "Stand over there!" so she could go get a male TSA agent. Did she not realize what she just saw??
She came back with the male TSA agent and she pointed right at my groin area and said, "He's got concealed liquid right there!" I think as soon as she said that my wife figured out what had happened and wanted to intervene but I think she was starting to see the humor in this, besides I kinda gave her the sign that everything was just fine. LOL.
The young man had me turn around and put my hands above my head while he started groping me on my genitals, and croch, looking for some kind of container I guess. After all, he was just acting on what the girl had told him. My wife is over there trying to keep a straight face, and wondering what her fun loving husband was going to do next.
Finally I said, "STOP!!" and I turned around. My wife is watching in anticipation wondering what's next.
Remember I was wearing loose fitting sweat pants with a stretchy waste band. The depends pullups are designed to tear on the sides to make them easy to remove. So I reached down both side of my sweat pants to tear the disposable diaper on both sides where it's perforated and I pulled it out from between my legs and out the front of my sweat pants and held up the open diaper soaked in yellow pee so the TSA agents could see it, as well as everybody else in line.
Now my wife was now laughing and blushing at the same time. I was holding this open wet diaper right in front of the TSA Agent's faces and they were literally lost for words. So I said, "Well? Are you going to confiscate this liquid or not??" They didn't know what to do or say. They definitely didn't want to touch my soaked diaper so I just laid it on the counter, and my wife and I grabbed our stuff and we walked away laughing. Other people were laughing as well.
Once we got away from TSA my wife pulled a clean diaper out of her purse and pointed to the men's room and said, "You better go put this on. We have a long flight ahead of us." LOL