* pristine looking 2005 S600 stops, camera zooms in on the V12 Bi-turbo and AMG badge, window rolls down *
* takes sunglasses off *
You mean we're staying here, at this garbage summer camp?! Fuck this shit.
How about, I give you the finger and you talk to my lawyer.
This was not in the contract.
I really don't feel like sharing rickety cabins with dorks who carry fire ants, 200kg fart machines, wannabe guitar players, weirdos that want prostitutes to spit on them, fart fetishists and other idiots.
Rrisking life and limb, doing stupid shit for cheap TV thrills and I definitely don't want a chef who looks like a crack addict fresh out of prison cook me nasty dinner, while telling me made up stories that he fought in some war. Never impersonate real servicemen!
And I absolutely do not wish to listen to you monologue and remind us every 5 minutes you starred in a cheap-ass movie about badminton and zombies. Who dafuq decides to make a movie about badminton??? I'd rather watch grass grow.
Out of all the things you could make a movie about, you chose badminton and zombies... That's actually sad.
I'm outta here Mclaine!
* S600 revs up, furious wheelspin and starts bouncing off the rev limiter, does a 90 degree turn, violently throwing up dirt at the host and camera as it speeds off into the distance, exhausts crackling and popping *
Fine, but I'm using my car to get any advantage over the other players in challenges where we have to run around the island like idiots. Antelopes and deer run, humans drive. And I'm arranging to have an RV brought in, so I can live like a human being.
Man, I kinda sound like a male Heather with a bit of Duncan thrown in there, plotting to get advantages over the other players, hating the accommodations, being rude to the host...
BTW: I've only watched the original 3 seasons, they did do more seasons later with a different cast, but I've never watched that.
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* pristine looking 2005 S600 stops, camera zooms in on the V12 Bi-turbo and AMG badge, window rolls down *
* takes sunglasses off *
You mean we're staying here, at this garbage summer camp?! Fuck this shit.
How about, I give you the finger and you talk to my lawyer.
This was not in the contract.
I really don't feel like sharing rickety cabins with dorks who carry fire ants, 200kg fart machines, wannabe guitar players, weirdos that want prostitutes to spit on them, fart fetishists and other idiots.
Rrisking life and limb, doing stupid shit for cheap TV thrills and I definitely don't want a chef who looks like a crack addict fresh out of prison cook me nasty dinner, while telling me made up stories that he fought in some war. Never impersonate real servicemen!
And I absolutely do not wish to listen to you monologue and remind us every 5 minutes you starred in a cheap-ass movie about badminton and zombies. Who dafuq decides to make a movie about badminton??? I'd rather watch grass grow.
Out of all the things you could make a movie about, you chose badminton and zombies... That's actually sad.
I'm outta here Mclaine!
* S600 revs up, furious wheelspin and starts bouncing off the rev limiter, does a 90 degree turn, violently throwing up dirt at the host and camera as it speeds off into the distance, exhausts crackling and popping *
PS: It was a funny series, eh?
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Funny you signed up for this.
Heres our first the know it all contestant megadriver!
And you cannot go back since the cruise has already left.
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Fine, but I'm using my car to get any advantage over the other players in challenges where we have to run around the island like idiots. Antelopes and deer run, humans drive. And I'm arranging to have an RV brought in, so I can live like a human being.
Man, I kinda sound like a male Heather with a bit of Duncan thrown in there, plotting to get advantages over the other players, hating the accommodations, being rude to the host...
BTW: I've only watched the original 3 seasons, they did do more seasons later with a different cast, but I've never watched that.