to think of ways were you could use your saggy skin arms to be wings

"I really think you should try it but maybe off a cliff and if it doesn't work at least there is one less retard in the world"
Something Faceless may say? I'll fill in for him whilst we wait for a responce lol!

I think it's pretty normal to have the craziest thoughts, I'm more worried about your unusually large bingo wings...