I'm actually a 70 year old, 300 lb old man who dresses up like a tomato every morning. I enjoy walking around town asking random people to slap me. If they don't, I punch their nipples and transform into a neon colored wolverine that sharts out discontinued Devils Food Twinkies from 2002.
Yes that was me and my husband doing our daily routine in the morning. We only do this because the screaming calms him down. You see, he seems convinced that the color purple is actually a decade old box of Corn Pops scheming to steal his bronchi.
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I'm actually a 70 year old, 300 lb old man who dresses up like a tomato every morning. I enjoy walking around town asking random people to slap me. If they don't, I punch their nipples and transform into a neon colored wolverine that sharts out discontinued Devils Food Twinkies from 2002.
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I think I saw you! Was that you strolling around with a mandril on a leash and screaming about the rapture??
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Yes that was me and my husband doing our daily routine in the morning. We only do this because the screaming calms him down. You see, he seems convinced that the color purple is actually a decade old box of Corn Pops scheming to steal his bronchi.