Threw poop on my gf's dad's roof

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago | pl

    Must be a very important conversation if you couldn't leave for two minutes. You didn't wipe? How did you clean the stain on the floor (no stain = severely constipated)? Was there not a smell that your gf asked about? Where was your gf (clearly not looking at you)?

    Thanks for playing. Try again next time. PS if your hypothetical gf knew shes disgusting trailer trash.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago | pl

      I used one of my girlfriend's socks to wipe my ass and the floor (it went in the bag with the turd)

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      • [Old Memory]
        4 years ago | pl

        Using your gf's clothes to wipe poo, then throwing them away = perfect boyfriend.

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