Three places you'd rather be

No bullshiting, no political correctness, no buzz killers.. yeah. What three places would you be in this superficial setting of the world we're currently living in? Any scenario from 80s to 2020.. I don't care!

For me it's the following:

#1. Playing that Eddie Van Halen riff on stage with Michael Jackson performing 'Beat It'. With the guitar slung low beneath my waist, and an expression of bland disinterest on my face as if the fact that I am rocking everyone’s scalp off is of no consequence to me. I might even execute a little ambiguous semi-sexual hip thrust just to further bedazzle fans.

#2. Having a meeting with a plate of chicken. “Hello, Chicken. Glad you could make it to this function. Let me introduce everybody. On your left are French fries and next to French fries is Coke. They are going to be accompanying you on your mission. You will have plenty of time to get to know them better. We have scheduled a mingling session for later. Heh heh. Now that we are all here, let’s get right into it. The venue for this afternoon’s festivities is my mouth. And Speaking of getting right into it…”

#3. Running barefoot across the lawns of a mansion in the dead of night with my trousers and shirt in my arms while behind me the night air carries the screaming voice of Beyonce. Yelling at her husband, “Yeah, well if you were any kind of real man and our twins didn't turn out to be retarded, I wouldn’t need a toy boy! Whatchoo say to that, Shawn!”

Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 8 )
  • rocketdave

    I'm already there, I'm in Pattaya, Thailand. Nuff said.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Waffles don't do it for me. I prefer salty snacks or snacks one can add salt to better the taste.

    It is for the same reason I don't fancy pancakes.

    Bread is an exception though. Even if it's not the salty type, I can still enjoy it by dipping it any hot stews or soups.. like mushroom soup.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      i had an aunt years ago who ate plain salted pancakes for breakfast

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Somenormie

    In a galaxy far, far away......

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • For no reason at all?

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • freelarking

    It'd be dope to smoke weed with Bob Marley. Not sure if that fits your parameters.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • Just that one place, that's all?

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • RoseIsabella

    I would want that fried chicken, but I want fried chicken, and waffles with real maple syrup instead of French fries.

    Comment Hidden ( show )