Thought this would be great. normal expectations?

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Started dating this bi female a couple of weeks ago. We've been hitting it off super great. Awesome sex. So a few days ago she asks if I could get into a threesome with her "friend". Cool, I tell her and acted like I was this man of the world and this was a scene I'd done countless times. But the truth was I'd never done two women at the same time, and though I was excited, I was scared shitless. And it got worse. I get over to the chick's place and she introduces me to her "friend". A skinny dyke with no ass. Buck teeth. And a really fucked up attitude. Man hater. And I'm thinking: I'm going to fuck this? No way Jose. Ten minutes later I bail. My cell is chiming but I ain't answering. So be careful what you wish for fellows. Know what I mean? My expectations though, were they normal?

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  • Fugazi,again
    7 years ago

    I met a milf about 45 years old, she asked me if i wanted to come back to hers and have a mother daughter 3some. We got to her place and her mother was waiting for us naked.

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  • Olddelusionalsailor
    7 years ago

    Nightmare scenario.

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  • bucketfullofbuttholes
    7 years ago

    Wow, I had a friend who was asked for a threesome, turns out the other girl wanted to use a strap-on and fuck him in the ass.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      Tell you truth, I envisioned just that as soon as I met this horror from a Stephen King novel. Yeah Dude. Just that.

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  • Curiousme1981
    7 years ago

    Omg I think you should've posted this in the funny category lmaaao

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  • notmyfirstaccount
    7 years ago

    You know her for a couple weeks and you're fucking her? Wtf?

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    Things aren't always what they've cracked up to be.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      And now that I have a chance to reflect back on that experience I smile to myself and think: "Now that was strange". Know what I mean RoseIsabella?

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      • RoseIsabella
        7 years ago

        Oh yeah, it's always good to dodge a bullet I say. Is it normal that I kinda wish I could be a fly on the wall when it went down? I've had straight couples proposition me in the past, and to be honest my modus operandi has always been to smile and nod then politely excuse myself under the guise of a trip to the rest room, then when I am safely out of their sights I RUN LIKE HELL!!!

        I can understand the lure of a threesome with two people of the opposite sex, but to be quite honest swingers give me the heebie jeebies. Right now I just want to be with my best friend who is also my lover, and I hope that keeps me satisfied til I die. Of course it all fall apart, but I digress.

        So what I'm wondering is how did you get out of there? Did you make up an excuse to leave, or just quietly slip out the back?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          7 years ago

          I was not unkind. Not disrespectful. I was just honest with them and told them that I don't think this is going to work. Then I shook my head in a dejected way as I left the apartment. My bi friend looked pissed. Her skinny lesbian friend looked relieved. I left quickly without looking back. When I got to my car in the parking lot my bi friend started calling me on my cell. I chose not to answer. Have not heard from her since. So game over. And for me, that's for the best. Off to work. See ya!

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          • RoseIsabella
            7 years ago

            Hahaha! I think you handled that really well.

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  • mrbrownfinger
    7 years ago

    Just get drunk and hate fuck her, she'll be your screaming bitch in no time

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  • Ellenna
    7 years ago

    I reckon your gf has been having more awesome sex with her lesbian friend than she has with you and if she's typical bi or lesbian she won't care what the other woman looks like as long as she's good in bed.

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    • jollycholly
      7 years ago

      Didn't I tell you to butt out earlier today? Well okay, I suppose there is some merit to you expressing an opinion here. But next time ask a male if it's okay for you to express yourself. You're a woman. It's a man's world! Know you're place dearest. Now are the beds made? Dishes done. Carpet properly vacuumed? Yes? Okay, you have my permission to rub my feet now. :-D

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      • janicefromaccounting
        7 years ago

        yeah women are pretty good cooks. they are awesome stay at home moms. they are also great at being a lawyer, a scientist, a surgeon, a professor, a therapist, a doctor, police officer, a senator, a politician, a singer, an actress, a realtor, a pilot, an astronaut, a fire fighter, a ceo, engineer, biologist, a clothing designer, a leader of human rights, a revolutionary, and at being an activist for our rights. ty for ur opinnion

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        • jollycholly
          7 years ago

          Shut the fuck up.

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      • Fugazi,again
        7 years ago

        You're wrong! Its 'your'.

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      • Ellenna
        7 years ago

        Ha ha Haaaaaaaaa and also lots of LOLs

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