Those inspirational faux antiques actually make me angry

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  • Boojum
    2 years ago | pl

    "Always believe that something wonderful will probably never happen."

    "Be yourself! Nobody else wants to be you."

    "Eat right. Stay hydrated. Exercise regularly. Die anyway."

    "Ninety five percent of conversations are an total waste of time."

    "Success is just failure that hasn't happened yet."

    "If you hate yourself, always remember that you are not alone - lots of other people hate you too."

    "You can't do it - go back to bed."

    "You are always stronger than most babies."

    "DREAM! (To escape your pathetic life)"

    "True love is when two people lower their standards by just the right amount."

    "Happiness is temporary. Death is forever. Have a nice weekend."

    "We all die alone."

    "Some people just aren't going to find love."

    "Be Optimistic! Today could be the day you meet your future ex!"

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    • LloydAsher
      2 years ago | pl

      I would honestly hang these signs around my house or have pillows with them written on it.

      Sayings to dampen your enthusiasm.

      I like humor like this.

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