Those faces she makes gives me a boner.

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I work in Hospital Administration. One of my coworkers is the nutritionist at this facility. When she talks (usually about healthy foods) she makes these very expressive faces that not only makes the food she is talking about seem delicious (Okra comes to mind. Whatever the fuck that is), her facial contortions have the effect of arousing me sexually: I get a stiff, dripping boner. I come to work prepared. Wrapping Mr Johnson in a wad of toilet paper held in place with a rubber band. She and I are both divorced and now single. I've asked her out this coming Friday. Is this sexual attraction to a woman's facial expressions normal? What the fuck can I do to prevent my walking into this nice restaurant with her with a huge telephone pole sticking up in my stained pants? Any Ideas fellows?

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  • FeralDefiance
    6 years ago | pl

    Seems normal. There's something innately and marvelously arousing about the way someone already attractive gets all animated and excited when talking about what they love.

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  • CountessDouche
    7 years ago | pl

    Ok, few things.

    First, Okra is nasty. It releases this vile slimey gooey stuff when you cook it. People use it to thicken stuff like gumbo, and it's only not nasty when it's deep fried, which she won't like cause she's a health nutter. Make sure to take her to some shitful, healthy organic farmers market eatery with a garden outside where they grow their own shit. That should score you a handjob at least.

    Second, jerk off before you go.

    Third, I make crazy facial expressions all the time. My boyfriend finds them attractive for some reason, so I guess it's normal. I wish you could see my okra related facial expression right now...I look like I just smelt a three day old cat fart trapped in a plastic bag.

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    • dahztoyevskeet
      7 years ago | pl

      Have you ever tried dried okra? I personally quite like it.

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    • CreamPuffs
      6 years ago | pl

      I'm sure it's not occurred to you that most people have different tastes. For example, I don't like bell peppers or onions or squash. But I don't call establishments "shitful" just because they serve those things. I think your name is much more reality then you might think.

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