This will be the first time, and i'm nervous as hell.

Got a date tonight with my female coworker. My wife is taking the kids over to her mother's house for the night so she and her sister can do their Christmas shopping for all the kids. So I'm free until about 11pm or so. My plan is to have an early dinner with my "friend" and then hustle her over to this motel that rents by the hour and get a couple of hours of some decent fuck time in. In 8 years of marriage this will be the first time I've cheated. So I guess it's normal to be very nervous, right?

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  • Riiley

    I hope you get caught you disgunting fuck

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    • Steve2

      Your spelling is quite bad, my friend. It's disgunting, in fact.

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      • Riiley

        dad pls

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  • thegypsysailor

    Wow, a bit of strange is worth possibly hurting your wife and kids for?
    Just imagine how much fun it will be for your kids to tell their friends that their dad is a complete asshole and cheated on their mom, especially at Christmas. Boy oh boy, aren't you one hell of a great husband and father?

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    • Steve2

      It's none of the kids' business. They didn't marry the man, and aren't required to get involved.

      But I agree cheating is a stupid option when divorce exists.

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      • thegypsysailor

        None of their business when their family gets torn apart by divorce, because their dad didn't care about their future or happiness more than he did about a piece of strange?

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  • LooneyLou

    Step one: confront your wife of your issues
    Step two: either fix or break off relationship
    Step three: only when you are divorced/separated/ie do you stick your dick in anything else.
    Didn't you care about your wife at all at some point? Now you just dont care how you treat her?

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  • IndianaRose

    First off.

    You are disgusting and you dont deserve your wife or family.

    Secondly how dare you disrespect a woman in that way.

    Thirdly.

    I really hope u get caught. In india if you cheat on your partener they take you out in the streets and whipp you whilst men hold you down.

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  • LittleGirl-BASHED-and-RAPED

    It's ok for men to do it but not woman. For this reason a husband can have many wifes but a wife cannot have many husbands. Have fun and don't feel guilty about it. Do as nature intended and keep your mouth shut.

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  • 49erwellish

    How moral you all are and how quick to make judgement - it must be lovely to be right all the time. I do hope people like you will come to rule the world because it'll be a much better place. Of course he feels nervous, wouldn't/didn't you?

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  • BlackyHancock

    well... let us all know how it works out

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  • flyingnostalgia

    What are you trying to become ...a man whore?

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    • Mytwin295

      Passion of manwhore?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dm0Ksl7isc

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  • bucho's_butt

    So it only took you a year to give into the 7 year itch? Not bad.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I hope you have a fucking heart attack, you worthless piece of shit! I think it's normal that you feel bad, because what you're wanting to do is a really shitty fucking thing. If you don't want to feel bad then don't do fucked up selfish things.

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    • Mr-Myrtos

      Good Heavens RoseIsabella!!! You are getting more terrible than ever! An heart attach for the poor guy :)
      I'm sure I want to be a good friend of you. :) I'm afraid you wish me something like that or worst :)
      Merry Christmas for you.

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    • The_Creep

      ☆☆☆ BINGO BANGO! ☆☆☆

      Hey baby, let's get excited.
      A roller-coaster ride would be good for a couple of screams.
      After the second date, I could give you some hot monkey love!!

      ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

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      • RoseIsabella

        Mwahahaha!

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      • GigglesGirl

        *giggles* monkey love *giggles*

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        • The_Creep

          Run along now. I want a real woman, not a giggly girl.

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        • strangethingshappen

          Why is it that all you do is giggle on this site

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  • bryanbryan

    Normal to be nervous. Though if you're nervous, even though its normal, sometimes being nervous means you're not sure you can do what you've set out to do. People get nervous speaking in public even if they have to. Actors get nervous they'll forget their lines. Retirement fund managers get nervous when what they've chosen to invest in dont perform like they'd hoped and so they try to do what they can do to get the performace they want from whatever they want. The big secret is that everybody does what you're planning to do. At some point everybody either has done it or wants to do it real bad. It would be nice if our society didn't push monogomy as an ideal. It seems weird that we're supposed to get married then expect me to satisfy all of your sexual needs for all the rest of eternity without any help from anybody else and expect you to satisfy me completely all by yourself forever without any sexual joy from anyone else ever. Ever. The only problem I see is that you've got to keep it secret. I wish you didn't. But of course we all know you have to. Cause unless you want to be the one that stands up for all of us and says that monogomy is ridiculous and should never be thought of as sane, then try and teach everybody who's been primed to be brokenhearted if their partner wants more sexual joy than just from them. Well, Anthony Weiner tried and he didn't get reelected. But his wife still wanted him. So, whadda gonna do? Change the world tonight?

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    • heckleBucker

      You're a scatterbrain.

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      • bryanbryan

        I'm not sure I see how your comment helps the person posting the topic question.

        While you clearly disagree with me, what I don't see is your own opinion about the topic at hand.

        And since I didn't post this topic question, I don't know how your opinion of my comment does any more good for the person who asked the question than for you to just vote yes or no. And since you and I have never met, I'm not sure how to respond to you in a manner that is respectful without seeming like I haven't noticed your lack of respect for me.

        Oh well. Maybe you'll reconsider your statement and expand it in such a way as to make it more helpful to me by making yourself more clear on what, specifically, I've done that made you come to that conclusion about me. Its a rather broad generalization to make about me considering its probably one of the only things you've read that I've written (as i'm new to the site) and since we've never met I don't know how you'd put that statement into context about me in your own thoughts. But all that is beside the point, the point is that I am eager to hear what you have to say here about the topic at hand and what you feel is the right course of action for the person who posted the question here on this thread should take. Thats what I believe we're both here for, to help that person.

        Whenever I get around to posting a question myself and solicit responses I hope you will take the opportunity to look at what I've written between now and then, and hopefully present an opinion to me about that topic based upon more fully observing my posts and as such will have a broader range of experience in observing me from which to offer to me a much more detailed and indepth opinion about me, one which I will value knowing you have been watching what I write and giving it some thought. Thats really all I could ask for anyway. Thank you.

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        • Beep_Beep

          You're a poofter.

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  • RamennoodleMaster

    U are gonna ruin ur family. 20mins of pleasure isn't worth 20 more years of a ruined life.

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  • ews

    What is wrong with your sex life that you need to go and find another woman?

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