Hey God, save me a flying Mercedes and a yacht for heaven ok? I hear it's all just skies and angels with wings who think they can play the harp. Want to make it feel more comfortable. I will be stuck there forever after I die, so... Also make sure you have rock and roll, alcohol and meat. I know it's bad to kill animals for food, but come on, it's heaven right? And stake testes awesome!
As for booze - It's a holy drink ain't it. Says so in the bible - for wine at least...
Thanks, see 'ya 60 or however many years I have left XD
This is god, I KNOW ALL
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Hey God, save me a flying Mercedes and a yacht for heaven ok? I hear it's all just skies and angels with wings who think they can play the harp. Want to make it feel more comfortable. I will be stuck there forever after I die, so... Also make sure you have rock and roll, alcohol and meat. I know it's bad to kill animals for food, but come on, it's heaven right? And stake testes awesome!
As for booze - It's a holy drink ain't it. Says so in the bible - for wine at least...
Thanks, see 'ya 60 or however many years I have left XD